blobsquatch 

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.

That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.

blobsquatch by Cuddles McStig October 23, 2008

blobsquatch 

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.

That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.

blobsquatch by Cuddles McStig October 12, 2008

blobsquatch 

An indeterminate, dark blob appearing in photos or video purporting to display bigfoot. The blob in question may or may not be a man in a gorilla suit, a man not wearing a gorilla suit and simply standing further from the camera, a bear or a merely a smudge on the lens.

That's not sasquatch, that's just a blobsquatch.

blobsquatch by Cuddles McStig October 11, 2008

Brosquatch 

Your bro for life, bra.

You Brosquatch lets get some natty ice tonight and have a megabank beast guap time!

Brosquatch by Jewman Jr.'s accomplice August 22, 2009

bloomsquatch 

A very chill and cool hairy man that smokes a lot of weed and likes to party. Also very handy at fixin things and doing man stuff! Such as.... fishing, hunting, brapping, working on anything manly, drinking everyone under the table, bro code enforcer, epic beard grower, bitch rangler, possibly a reincarnated terrorist, loves hamms, and most likely can kick your ass.

Whenever I go out I always think what would a bloomsquatch do?

bloomsquatch by Get_pitted March 18, 2017

Slobsquatch 

n. (Slaw-b-skw-ah-ch)

The end result of a woman riding a bicycle seat for an extended period of time in warm weather. Often more pronounced in overweight or obese women.

A sweaty, limp vagina/underwear combination.

Also used as a pejorative term for a woman who is deemed gross or ugly.

"Girlfriend! I gots to get me a Summer's Eve after that bike ride. There's a slobsquatch in my drawers."

"Dude, did you hook up with that slizz from last night? Tell me she wasn't a slobsquatch."

Slobsquatch by ted_logan April 30, 2010

boonsquatch 

1:a sasquatch that lives in the ghetto and is popular among his peers... made up of the words ace "boon" coon and sa"squatch"

2:someone in an exclusive chat group posing as an annonymous chatter, usually with the screenname being "Boonsquatch"

1: Chewie is my main Boonsquatch!

2: Hi my name is Boonsquatch and you dont know me!

boonsquatch by Fishmang January 11, 2005