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Boofhoser
boof-hozer -noun

The correct identity of a foolish uncultivated Canadian citizen that practices substance abuse to obtain intoxication through rectal insertion.
1. We went to a house party up in Canada and the people there were so ridiculous, they were getting drunk and high by inserting drugs and alcohol up their asses. What a bunch of Boofhosers!
Boofhoser by rivercityrowdy January 22, 2021
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boomhower 

Hank Hill's back-woods talking neighbor and one of his best friends, from the show, King of the Hill. From what I have pieced together. His full name is Jeff Boomhower, he is an electrical engineer, has a deceased father but mother is still alive. He has a brother name Patch. He has never been married but came close with at lest one girl. He is a ladies man and has a '76 Dodge. He was a quarter-back on his high school's varsity football team and, according to the odometer on Hank Hill's F-150, lives exactly 1/10th of a mile from Hank's house.
"Explosion, dang ol' Mega Low Mart"

"Looks like you could use a shoe in a dang ol' size boom."
boomhower by JackD May 28, 2005
Related Words

Boofhole 

“I really enjoyed eating your boofhole.”
Boofhole by Drew Shane December 31, 2018

Boofhole 

Another word for butthole, b-hole, or asshole.
Phill, if you ignore my call one more time, I'm going to put m fist right in your boofhole when I see you.
Boofhole by DocMcBOOFINS October 11, 2020

Boomhower 

The most amazing last name in the world. Generally related to country folk.
"Hey there goes Mrs. Boomhower!"
Boomhower by volleyballer#20c13 October 10, 2009

Boofhole 

An term commonly used on the subreddit /r/drugscirclejerk. It means yours or someone else butthole that's going to be used or is used as an route of administration for psychoactive substances.
My boofhole is full of fentanil
Boofhole by Addicted to boofing February 11, 2019

Boomhower 

When you getting laaaid your talking shit to her so fast that she no idea your calling her a fucking cum dumpster!
You fucking dirty little cum dumpster!
Boomhower by Whiss-lerr August 1, 2003
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