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Countess Boochie Flagrante
The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."
Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."
Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"
Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."
Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"
Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
Countess Boochie Flagrante by Mai Ainsel November 6, 2019
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Trump BooCocky by BBBSFJ March 7, 2019
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booce bunging by Huehueheuehuehuehueheuehueheue April 2, 2016
Booch Block
Means no lie, or deadass. It can also be used as a verb when you "booch" someone, which means you're just messing with them. It originated in Yorktown Heights, "booch block."
I benched 300 pounds yesterday without a spotter, booch block.
You're too easy to booch, take sarcasm better.
You're too easy to booch, take sarcasm better.
Booch Block by Mista Mase December 4, 2017
bung the booce
bung the booce by Alzar October 1, 2014
Booce
A Booce is a slang word for the urethra of human genitalia of both sexes. The term has been popularized by the famous YouTube gamer, "M3rkmus1c" or "Merkmusic." It is also the surname of M3rkmus1c's faze clan character, "Faze Booce."
Booce by BunglingMyRaptorJimmies July 12, 2016
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