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boobservant 

(Noun)

Refers to a person (usually male) who is quick to observe a woman's boobs (big or small/exposed or not). Almost always able to guess the cup size, age, and realness of the boobs just by looking. This person is also very easily distracted by them, ESPECIALLY during conversations!!
The other day at school, I had some great ideas to share but I don't know how much he heard because he is a BOOBSERVANT!!!
boobservant by AcupwishingforaB March 1, 2016
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Boobservant 

(Noun)

Refers to a person (usually male) who is quick to focus on a woman's boobs (big or small/exposed or not). Almost always able to guess the cup size, age, and realness of the boobs just by looking, is also very easily distracted by them, ESPECIALLY during conversations.
The other day at school I had some great ideas to share, but I'm not sure how much he heard because he is a BOOBSERVANT!!!!!
Boobservant by A-Cup Wishing for a B February 29, 2016
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Boobservant 

A person, usually a man who is quick to notice boobs. He can almost always guess the cup size, age and realness of the boobs just by looking. He is also easily distracted by them, ESPECIALLY during conversations.
Today at school, I was excited to share my ideas with my colleague but I'm not sure if he was listening because he is so boobservant!!!
Boobservant by AcupwishingforaB April 17, 2016

boobserving 

verb.

Signifies the act of intentional staring at women's breasts.
Guy 1: What did you and Patrick do in the mall yesterday?
Guy 2: Not much, we were just boobserving the women passing by.
boobserving by donnie_brasco December 12, 2009

bondservant 

To serve God,Jesus,Holy Spirit with all you have in your heart to the End with out wavering for ever & ever here on earth & eternity
I a bondservant to Jesus who saves my soul to live forever in eternity Amen

boobservation 

The inability to look at a woman's face while speaking to her.
OR,
The intense desire to seek out and look at human (esp. female) bosoms.
Sorry, I wasn't paying attention, honey. I suffer from boobservation.
boobservation by Jammd June 19, 2011
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