boobservation

The inability to look at a woman's face while speaking to her.
OR,
The intense desire to seek out and look at human (esp. female) bosoms.

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention, honey. I suffer from boobservation.

by Jammd June 20, 2011

manatee

A confident, tomboyish, and often large woman with a low voice, who is capable of impersonating and often out-doing the male singing voice.

I love Nina Simone's music. Her voice is so deep, and she sings with a ton of soul. That woman is a manatee.

by Jammd June 20, 2011