Boobalosis is a condition where you have an invisible boob sticking out of your forehead.
in simple terms Boobalosis means you are fucking retarded bitch.
also known as "'slow thinker''

Boobalosis is also defined as a person who is a bitch or a hoe, a person that practically sleeps with everyone!

Joemasepuss: LOOK AT HER BRO!
Kim: shes a hoe
Joemasepuss: ohh shes one of those Boobalosis infected girls!
Kim: she slept with my crush on my birthday, imagine what type of sicko is she?
Joemasepuss: SHE definitely HAS BOOBALOSIS!

boobalosis by babyjx November 8, 2018

Boobalosis

The obsession with tits on the computer which results in the lost of eating and sleeping which later results in death

Boobalosis kills 10 people per day

Person A: "Hey, what's up?"

Person B: "My cousin just died of Boobalosis."

Person A: "Boobalosis?"

Person B: "Obsession of tits resulting in death."

Person A: "Death by boobs? Who woulda thought."

Boobalosis by Laxer22 February 16, 2008

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Boobologist

Guiding women through bra jungle and the importance of a good fitting.

I went to see a boobologist today , finally a bra that fits!

Boobologist by Love the way you bloom October 30, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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