Boobalosis is a condition where you have an invisible boob sticking out of your forehead.
in simple terms Boobalosis means you are fucking retarded bitch.
also known as "'slow thinker''
Boobalosis is also defined as a person who is a bitch or a hoe, a person that practically sleeps with everyone!
in simple terms Boobalosis means you are fucking retarded bitch.
also known as "'slow thinker''
Boobalosis is also defined as a person who is a bitch or a hoe, a person that practically sleeps with everyone!
Joemasepuss: LOOK AT HER BRO!
Kim: shes a hoe
Joemasepuss: ohh shes one of those Boobalosis infected girls!
Kim: she slept with my crush on my birthday, imagine what type of sicko is she?
Joemasepuss: SHE definitely HAS BOOBALOSIS!
Kim: shes a hoe
Joemasepuss: ohh shes one of those Boobalosis infected girls!
Kim: she slept with my crush on my birthday, imagine what type of sicko is she?
Joemasepuss: SHE definitely HAS BOOBALOSIS!
by babyjx November 8, 2018
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Boobalosis kills 10 people per day
Person A: "Hey, what's up?"
Person B: "My cousin just died of Boobalosis."
Person A: "Boobalosis?"
Person B: "Obsession of tits resulting in death."
Person A: "Death by boobs? Who woulda thought."
Person A: "Hey, what's up?"
Person B: "My cousin just died of Boobalosis."
Person A: "Boobalosis?"
Person B: "Obsession of tits resulting in death."
Person A: "Death by boobs? Who woulda thought."
by Laxer22 February 16, 2008
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• Boobolysis
• boobplosion
A phrase popularized by David the hooman in his HELLUVA BOSS episode 3 reaction to refer to breasts without triggering the youtube algorithm.
by ninjaboyy6 May 9, 2021
Get the Boobaloids mug.(n.) A person whose life's goal is to understand the amazing properties of a female's mammary glands.
by teh zackers April 2, 2005
Get the boobologist mug.A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:
- no bra (for nipple accentuation and/or bounce)
- push-up bras
- cleavage revealing clothing/swimwear
- formfitting clothing/exercise wear
- breast implants.
The goal is to DIVERT ATTENTION from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body.
(Women know that men are usually linear thinking and visually oriented. As such, linear thinking + visually oriented + boobnosis = booblevision).
This purposeful deception goes beyond merely "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance. Fat and/or ugly girls want to be "given a pass" by any guy within a hundred yard radius of their boob flaunting.
- no bra (for nipple accentuation and/or bounce)
- push-up bras
- cleavage revealing clothing/swimwear
- formfitting clothing/exercise wear
- breast implants.
The goal is to DIVERT ATTENTION from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body.
(Women know that men are usually linear thinking and visually oriented. As such, linear thinking + visually oriented + boobnosis = booblevision).
This purposeful deception goes beyond merely "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance. Fat and/or ugly girls want to be "given a pass" by any guy within a hundred yard radius of their boob flaunting.
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"MySpace Hottie's" wardrobe has been an embarrassment to most everyone, and she doesn't represent her family or her children very well.
She wears a lot of skanky tops to make sure that her boobnosis is in full force. However, once guys take a long, second look at her face or body, the boobnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.
She has attracted many losers because of boobnosis and her pretentious Ms. Thang persona. After years of going in circles, you would think that she would finally get a clue, and then get a life. Well, there's always tomorrow….
"MySpace Hottie's" wardrobe has been an embarrassment to most everyone, and she doesn't represent her family or her children very well.
She wears a lot of skanky tops to make sure that her boobnosis is in full force. However, once guys take a long, second look at her face or body, the boobnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.
She has attracted many losers because of boobnosis and her pretentious Ms. Thang persona. After years of going in circles, you would think that she would finally get a clue, and then get a life. Well, there's always tomorrow….
by One Stark Reality September 19, 2009
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Dude 2: What was her boobalocity?
Dude 1: At least 45 nipple rotations per minute (NR/min)
Dude 2: What was her boobalocity?
Dude 1: At least 45 nipple rotations per minute (NR/min)
by Roberta Jenkins II May 18, 2009
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