Boobitis

(N). A condition where one can only survive by getting sent a titty pic once per day

1: Dude I can’t believe I got boobitis.
2: Sorry to hear that.
1: Why u sorry I get to see titty pics every day

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bobbitise

To chop off a guy's dick, most likely with a steak knife. It originated from a woman named Lorena Bobbit, who sliced off her husband's penis in 1993.

If you say another word, I will bobbitise you.

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verb, to cut off a man's genetalia. From John Wayne Bobbit, maimed by his wife in 1993.

"I was going to try shaving down there, but I was afraid of getting bobbitised!"

bobbitise by sashamd March 22, 2005

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the procedure of cutting the sexual organs from a man with a rusty knife without previous training while he sleeps.

whoa, check out that girl.. does she look like a dead cert for a bobbitisation freak or what?

Fiona's chest had me boobitized!

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Ryan: OMG! That girl made me go boobilistic!
John: I know her boobs were the best!

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the act of eating pizza as a character in maths word problems

jim-bob look i have jim-bobitism

jim-bobitism by big Zebop November 13, 2020

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