Boobitis

(N). A condition where one can only survive by getting sent a titty pic once per day

1: Dude I can’t believe I got boobitis.
2: Sorry to hear that.
1: Why u sorry I get to see titty pics every day

by SuckMyPhatJuicyBlackCock October 6, 2023

bobbitise

To chop off a guy's dick, most likely with a steak knife. It originated from a woman named Lorena Bobbit, who sliced off her husband's penis in 1993.

If you say another word, I will bobbitise you.

by mcnuggetdestroyer February 3, 2018

bobbitise

verb, to cut off a man's genetalia. From John Wayne Bobbit, maimed by his wife in 1993.

"I was going to try shaving down there, but I was afraid of getting bobbitised!"

by sashamd March 22, 2005

bobbitisation

the procedure of cutting the sexual organs from a man with a rusty knife without previous training while he sleeps.

whoa, check out that girl.. does she look like a dead cert for a bobbitisation freak or what?

by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

boobitized

to be hypnotized by boobs

Fiona's chest had me boobitized!

by sunshineholly January 30, 2009

boobilistic

to go crazy over ones boobs.

Ryan: OMG! That girl made me go boobilistic!
John: I know her boobs were the best!

by Ryan Blandin January 24, 2007

jim-bobitism

the act of eating pizza as a character in maths word problems

jim-bob look i have jim-bobitism

by big Zebop November 13, 2020