Bony Board 

A dick.

His bony board is too small to womp my cooter box.

Bony Board by Bony Board July 12, 2015

BodyBoard 

the best sport to do in the whole fucken world....Standups r fags

lay down and get barreled... dont stand up..
see..lid

BodyBoard by Dakine February 19, 2003

bodyboarding 

The most hardcore way of wave-riding. Bodyboarders usually charge harder, get deeper barrels and bust higher airs than stand-up surfers. Contrary to popular belief, most bodyboarders can stand up surf, but choose not to (actually many do). Bodyboarding is usually practiced in (but not limited to) heavy reef waves (like shark island and teahupoo), wedgy waves(like the wedge), and heavy shorebreaks.

bodyboarding is sick!

bodyboarding by get barreled June 11, 2006

urban bodyboarding

One hell of a damn sweet kick ass sport

hey george you goober lets go urban bodyboarding with danha

urban bodyboarding by Golden Jewberwilly May 8, 2003

bodyboarding 

For warriors with massive cocks that could sink a surfer pussy any day of the week.

Bodyboarding is taking the prehistoric method of surfing. It can be proved that due to bodyboarders need to lie down on their board increases their sperm count ten fold. Whilst surfing can be attributed to surfers bleeding out of their own arse hole's.

Maybe you should try bodyboarding

bodyboarding by CaptainMorgan'sMum July 3, 2011

bodyboarding 

Straight-up gayest thing you can possibly do in the ocean, reserved for the most elite homosexuals in existence, Requires no skill.

Dick Draggers...

queer1: Hey bro lets go bodyboarding!
queer2: Ahh i gotta wait a couple days until my dick rash wears off cause its been draggin all over the place.

bodyboarding by getoffmybeach October 24, 2010

bodyboarding 

The gayest thing you can ever do while riding a wave. A sport that requires no skill at all. Bodyboarders like to imagine that their sport is harder than surfing and they are more "hardcore", but just about everbody knows, they arent. Ohh and around here in southern california most of them seem to have their ears peirced like little fags

the difference between some one who is into surfing and another peopson into bodyboarding


Surfer-"Hey man, wanna go surfing?"

Bodyboarder-"Surfing, your such a pussy, why dont you stop being a little pussy and just lay down on your board asshole"

Surfer-"okay dude, relaz..forget it"

Bodyboarder-"nah bra..you chill...i have my fucking ears pierced you cant even come close to my skillzzz....i am to hardcore for you

bodyboarding by thatonesurferked December 17, 2008