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Bonning is a synonym or 'slang word' for Masturbating.
Person 1: I haven't bonned in a few weeks
Person 2: I'm bonning right now
Person 1: Bro, can you not bon near me?
Bonning by TheSexGod102 November 19, 2017
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Ghost Bonning

Ghost Boning is a very rare occurance. It happens when ghosts have sex with each other. The best course of action is to turn around and not see it , so you do not disturbe them. Mostly used in the game of D&D.
Dungeon Master: So you enter the room and you gaze upon two ghosts having sex.
Player 1 (Giannis) : I turn arround so i do not see the Ghost Bonning
Ghost Bonning by Gdwar100 December 2, 2021
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bonding moment 

what you share with your bro if you totally aren’t gay 😔👊 pour one out cuz lance doesn’t remember
“we had a bonding moment!! i cradled you in my arms!”
bonding moment by andlance September 8, 2018

Bunnings Snag 

an Australian phenomenon, the Bunnings snag is a sausage grilled and put together at your local Bunnings, where lowest prices are just the beginning...
lucy: whats better than sex?
caitlyn: a bunnings snag mate
Bunnings Snag by dicksandtitsout September 7, 2016

Bro bonding 

Time spent or mutual bonding time between two male best friends or very close best friends hence "bro". Can include sports, drinking, vacationing, and sexual activities, such as watching porn together, bro jobs, jerking off, and going after an attractive female together
Henry: Yo bro we gotta make some bro time again, I need it.

Greg: alright man, lets go to your place and get something to eat and watch some porn, and have some of that needed bro bonding time
Bro bonding by Henry's Z October 24, 2016

bonding moment 

Keith cradled lance in his arms
but lance doesnt remember so did it really happen?
"We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!"

"Nope didn't happen"
bonding moment by ultranips July 11, 2017

oinking and bonking 

Having sex.
Wonda Wonderpig was oinking and bonking the boys in the van.
oinking and bonking by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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