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ronnie bonk bonk 

A endearing term for a lovable old geezer. Generally possesses great skill in the field of carpentry. Ronnie Bonk Bonk originated from the name 'Ronald'.
"Are you off to the Men's Shed today, Ronnie Bonk Bonk?"
ronnie bonk bonk by SARAHnFLIPPY April 25, 2017

inky binky bonky

inky binky bonky Is an expression used by Teletubbies as a mating call. This is commonly used by the yellow and the purple one even though they might be lesbians.
Red boi: ohh I can here inky binky Bonky that must be a mating call by purple thingy
1. Crazy
2. Get knocked tf out
1. You don’t want any part of her. She’s bonk bonk.
2. Dude got hit so hard he went bonk bonk.
bonk bonk by Waxnsteel December 6, 2023
Hitting someone hard on the head.
He's so annoying that I want to bonk bonk him on his head.
Bonk Bonk by red he February 12, 2024

bonk machine 

a cash machine, especially one that isn’t a fence
“that’s nae a bonk machine mate!”
bonk machine by stankyluigi December 10, 2020
To hit someone for saying something suggestive
H: Dayum she dummy thicc
J: …..
L: *bonk* GO TO H*RNY JAIL!
F: *records*
H: I was joking
Bonk by Ace the simp May 7, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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