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Belgian Binoculars 

This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.
Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.

binoculared pig 

Do not call anyone else a binoculared pig unless you wear glasses yourself.
binoculared pig by Uncle Dimma December 7, 2013

Bronoculars

Binoculars used to see your bros from afar.
A simple combination of bro+binoculars.
Hey man, I think I see Troy across the stadium. Let me see your bronoculars to check if its him!
Bronoculars by DEZDED April 26, 2011

binocularing 

" I went out to the beach today to do some binocularing "
binocularing by John E Carter August 7, 2007

bonktacular 

When something is so good, you just want to fuck it (usually referring to food)
Man 1: What do you think of my mom’s cake?
Man 2: oh dude, it’s pretty bonktacular, and so is your mom
Man 1: get the fuck out of my house

Bonclarious 

Jason stop being so bonclarious
Bonclarious by DeeSnuts 420 June 15, 2021