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Bonkcular

Three definitions:
1. Boney

2. Wild and crazy

3. Sexy
You lookinpretty bonkcular and bonkcular tonight, which is pretty bonkcular.
by Little Titty Bitch November 7, 2022
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Belgian Binoculars

This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.
Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.
by pseudonomical platypus September 1, 2013
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binoculared pig

Do not call anyone else a binoculared pig unless you wear glasses yourself.
by Sexydimma December 7, 2013
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Bronoculars

Binoculars used to see your bros from afar.
A simple combination of bro+binoculars.
Hey man, I think I see Troy across the stadium. Let me see your bronoculars to check if its him!
by DEZDED April 26, 2011
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binocularing

" I went out to the beach today to do some binocularing "
by John E Carter August 7, 2007
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bonktacular

When something is so good, you just want to fuck it (usually referring to food)
Man 1: What do you think of my mom’s cake?
Man 2: oh dude, it’s pretty bonktacular, and so is your mom
Man 1: get the fuck out of my house
by DefiningWordsToday May 17, 2018
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Bonclarious

Jason stop being so bonclarious
by DeeSnuts 420 June 15, 2021
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