bongtopia

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-noun
When a bong is ready and available to smoke out of at all times in a given area.

We went to franks house and it was bongtopia.

Its gonna be bongtopia!

by myles the crocodile September 21, 2008

Bongtopia

1. A state which, while having the appearance of Utopia, nevertheless has something rotten at its heart.

2. Living in ____ : Having a hot wife who doesn't put out.

Still no action from Mrs. B....something is amiss in Bongtopia.

by Medievil December 9, 2008

Bongtonium

1. Some dank as fuck weed.
2. What Jamaica uses to power their atomic bong, rumored to have been cultivated at a secret weapons lab on Ganja Mountain.

1. Man, that was some straight up Bongtonium!
2. Hey mon, time to hit da atomic bong. Shit, we got no Bongtonium, mon!

by The Gun Monkey August 2, 2018

boobtopia

Describes a setting with many attractive females.

You gotta get down there Jack - it's a boobtopia.
He stumbled through a stage door and was met by a boobtopia of semi clad ladies.

by Swampybaby October 25, 2017

Bongholian

When someone is being annoying and you don't want to get in trouble for cussing

Bobby is being a Bongholian

by Biglilbrother79 February 21, 2017

bonertopia

a specific place in my pants where boners can be found

"Hey Morgan, take a trip to bonertopia

by romis1234 August 20, 2008

blogtopia

the imaginary expanse of political thought represented by blogs, usually, though not necessarily, of progressive or leftist nature. a more defined, particular form of the larger, more vague term blogosphere. the phrase was coined by the world-famous blog skippy the bush kangaroo.

everyone in blogtopia is ecstatic over ned lamont's victory.

by skippy the bush kangaroo September 11, 2008