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bongtopia 

bawng-toh-pee-uh
-noun
When a bong is ready and available to smoke out of at all times in a given area.
We went to franks house and it was bongtopia.

Its gonna be bongtopia!
bongtopia by myles the crocodile September 21, 2008
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Bongtopia 

1. A state which, while having the appearance of Utopia, nevertheless has something rotten at its heart.

2. Living in ____ : Having a hot wife who doesn't put out.
Still no action from Mrs. B....something is amiss in Bongtopia.
Bongtopia by Medievil December 9, 2008

Bongtonium 

1. Some dank as fuck weed.
2. What Jamaica uses to power their atomic bong, rumored to have been cultivated at a secret weapons lab on Ganja Mountain.
1. Man, that was some straight up Bongtonium!
2. Hey mon, time to hit da atomic bong. Shit, we got no Bongtonium, mon!
Bongtonium by The Gun Monkey August 2, 2018

boobtopia 

Describes a setting with many attractive females.
You gotta get down there Jack - it's a boobtopia.
He stumbled through a stage door and was met by a boobtopia of semi clad ladies.
boobtopia by Swampybaby October 25, 2017

Bongholian 

When someone is being annoying and you don't want to get in trouble for cussing
Bobby is being a Bongholian
Bongholian by Biglilbrother79 February 21, 2017

bonertopia

a specific place in my pants where boners can be found
"Hey Morgan, take a trip to bonertopia
bonertopia by romis1234 August 20, 2008

blogtopia 

the imaginary expanse of political thought represented by blogs, usually, though not necessarily, of progressive or leftist nature. a more defined, particular form of the larger, more vague term blogosphere. the phrase was coined by the world-famous blog skippy the bush kangaroo.
everyone in blogtopia is ecstatic over ned lamont's victory.
blogtopia by skippy the bush kangaroo September 11, 2008
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