Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Bongtopia 

1. A state which, while having the appearance of Utopia, nevertheless has something rotten at its heart.

2. Living in ____ : Having a hot wife who doesn't put out.
Still no action from Mrs. B....something is amiss in Bongtopia.
Bongtopia by Medievil December 9, 2008

Bongtonium 

1. Some dank as fuck weed.
2. What Jamaica uses to power their atomic bong, rumored to have been cultivated at a secret weapons lab on Ganja Mountain.
1. Man, that was some straight up Bongtonium!
2. Hey mon, time to hit da atomic bong. Shit, we got no Bongtonium, mon!
Bongtonium by The Gun Monkey August 2, 2018

boobtopia 

Describes a setting with many attractive females.
You gotta get down there Jack - it's a boobtopia.
He stumbled through a stage door and was met by a boobtopia of semi clad ladies.
boobtopia by Swampybaby October 25, 2017

Bongholian 

When someone is being annoying and you don't want to get in trouble for cussing
Bobby is being a Bongholian
Bongholian by Biglilbrother79 February 21, 2017

bonertopia

a specific place in my pants where boners can be found
"Hey Morgan, take a trip to bonertopia
bonertopia by romis1234 August 20, 2008

blogtopia 

the imaginary expanse of political thought represented by blogs, usually, though not necessarily, of progressive or leftist nature. a more defined, particular form of the larger, more vague term blogosphere. the phrase was coined by the world-famous blog skippy the bush kangaroo.
everyone in blogtopia is ecstatic over ned lamont's victory.
blogtopia by skippy the bush kangaroo September 11, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
Load more