Bongoeman

Someone who regularly or often is bongoes. The plural is "Bongoemen". Can alternatively be spelt "Bongoman" (singular) or "Bongomen" (plural).

Person A: "Did you see what he just did?"
Person B: "Makes sense: He's always such a bongoeman."

by Bongoeman February 26, 2025

Bongostan

Generic term for any of those backward Third World countries which are always in turmoil, always the scene of disasters, civil wars, famines and Islamic terrorism. Somewhere between Iraq and A Hard Place.

Where was it that Osama was hiding? Wasn't it Bongostan?

by Dick Wright-Upham June 29, 2011

boeggeman

Surname of the most epic of cockblockers. On March 15th, 2008 the day also known as the Ides of March, a epic cockblock took place on a momentus scale. Four guys at the Dark Horse Tavern in Kansas City were cockblocked on such a epic scale by their friend, Boeggeman, that the use of word cockblock has ceased to exist. It was if the gods of ancient times finally had seen enough of men being punished by cockblocking and decided Boeggeman was a much harsher word. However there are millions of Boeggemans world wide. Thanks to the Kansas City four, men world wide can now express their outrage of a cockblocker with much more malice and hatred. Boeggeman can be used as a linking verb, noun, pronoun, noun,or adjective. Boeggeman at it's most simple meaning is "The Ultimate Cockblocker" It can also be used to describe douchebaggery, vomiting on their own PC / keyboard, and breaking peoples bongs. It is an highly evolving word which is forever expanding it's grammatical usage.

Jesus christ guys don't bring Aaron he is such a boeggeman.
Let's find another bar because this one is full of boeggemans.
Those cops that brought me home last night were such boeggemons.
You totally boggemon'd my afternoon of having sex and smoking my bong dude.
Which one of you god damn boeggemons plays World of Warcraft?

by Ludwig got Boeggemon'd March 17, 2008

the boogieman

1.an imaginary monster that children believe hides under the bed or in the closet to scare people

2. any false threath

Parents have been known to tell thier children that if tehy don't (insert chore or task here) the boogieman will get them.

by Light Joker May 12, 2007

bongsman

A practitioner of the bong. One who has mastered the skill of loading the chamber with the optimal density of smoke prior to clearing the tube.

"Oh...phat toke Adam! You are truly a bongsman like no other. In fact, I think you may be the original bongsman. That was like magic."

by Adamsie April 24, 2007

bongmanship

proficiency in loading, lighting, ripping, passing and not spilling when using a bong

Carlos exhibits superior bongmanship as he delicately handles my hand blown $700 Tommy Chong bong.

by J. Higgins Smoot November 28, 2004

Boeggeman

Its the epic Cock block that can block 4 cocks in 1 sentence. Hailing from the dark horse tavern last night in Kansas City a new level of cock blocking was born with over 7 girls being turned away.

The bar got boeggeman'd last night.

by Patrick Grantello March 16, 2008