boeggeman

Surname of the most epic of cockblockers. On March 15th, 2008 the day also known as the Ides of March, a epic cockblock took place on a momentus scale. Four guys at the Dark Horse Tavern in Kansas City were cockblocked on such a epic scale by their friend, Boeggeman, that the use of word cockblock has ceased to exist. It was if the gods of ancient times finally had seen enough of men being punished by cockblocking and decided Boeggeman was a much harsher word. However there are millions of Boeggemans world wide. Thanks to the Kansas City four, men world wide can now express their outrage of a cockblocker with much more malice and hatred. Boeggeman can be used as a linking verb, noun, pronoun, noun,or adjective. Boeggeman at it's most simple meaning is "The Ultimate Cockblocker" It can also be used to describe douchebaggery, vomiting on their own PC / keyboard, and breaking peoples bongs. It is an highly evolving word which is forever expanding it's grammatical usage.

Jesus christ guys don't bring Aaron he is such a boeggeman.
Let's find another bar because this one is full of boeggemans.
Those cops that brought me home last night were such boeggemons.
You totally boggemon'd my afternoon of having sex and smoking my bong dude.
Which one of you god damn boeggemons plays World of Warcraft?

by Ludwig got Boeggemon'd March 17, 2008

Boeggeman

Its the epic Cock block that can block 4 cocks in 1 sentence. Hailing from the dark horse tavern last night in Kansas City a new level of cock blocking was born with over 7 girls being turned away.

The bar got boeggeman'd last night.

by Patrick Grantello March 16, 2008

the boogieman

1.an imaginary monster that children believe hides under the bed or in the closet to scare people

2. any false threath

Parents have been known to tell thier children that if tehy don't (insert chore or task here) the boogieman will get them.

by Light Joker May 12, 2007

Bruggeman

They are normally bad ass mother fuckers. Most likely a last name bug who ever can have this last name is very lucky. They normally play sports and are really good at the sports they play.

Yep he's a Bruggeman

by Football player 23 May 25, 2015

briggeman

The most amazing person you'll ever meet. Very very sarcastic people and love to enjoy each others company

Person 1: have you seen any Briggemans around?
Person 2: no. Why?
Person 1: one was being too sarcastic and made me mad, I need to beat that sucker up.

by Softballqueen04 December 23, 2014

mr.boogieman

Hes the scary kid in high school. He always does fucked up shit hurting those around him. Mr.boogieman is used to describe the worst kid in your highschool, that one that fucks everything up.

"Dude did you see Mr.BoogieMan??"

"Yeah, Hes the worst.

by lolitsmehoney March 11, 2019

Sam Boezeman

Super Small head

Bro he really got a sam boezeman

by Niet tobin September 24, 2020