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bingleman 

a fat stupid bitch, a lazy kunt, usually has crazy parent
oh shit run, here comes bingleman
bingleman by alberto guzeman August 18, 2003
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Binglebash 

Someone who is a wimp that gives off the vibes that they would get battered by a bunch of hench people.
Alternatively, can be used as a verb as an alternative to 'batter'.
"Charlie, you are such a binglebash, actually go suck my toe"
"I am going to binglebash you"
Binglebash by ChaiKittyBurps July 12, 2021

Daquavious Bingleton 

Quandale Dingle's late uncle in law, who sadly passed away at age 18292
A: hey man did you hear that Daquavious Bingleton is fucking dead?
B: NO!!!
Quandale Dingle: i know man it is sad i cried he was too young
Daquavious Bingleton by quivel April 9, 2022
an amazing tv show about a very homosexual like man who wears tight armor and strokes his lightsaber of justice. he then uses that said lightsaber to kill enemies with his sidekicks who carry around rpgs that shoot nets
Adam Loman- hey did you see that last episode of bibleman?
Me- Of course, who do you think i am? The shadow of doubt?
bibleman by Lomonater January 15, 2014

dingleman 

famous for his quotes and as a long running contestant on the bachelorette, dingleman is also known for this love of classic and seasonal toys, especially nutcrackers he has a large collection of nutcrackers in his house he will show them to you
"he who dies with the most toys wins" -dingleman
"i'll leave the broad thinking to the broads" -dingleman
"dingleman down" -d. man

Quandavious bingleton 

Is where the goofy ahh uncle productions goes to hail satan and protect the da baby mafia. male potatose.
“Hey I’m going to head to quandavious bingleton to make a new goofy ahh song”

bingletoncoochiesmith

A man a great valor. The Victor of multiple dynasties and the slayer of the revered Quandaledingle. Some may even go as far as to say he was the best there ever was.
All hail Victorjinglefunk, the new bingletoncoochiesmith
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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