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To take a bong hit from a gravity bong.
-Yo man, you down for some bongloids after work?

-Does the pope shit in the woods?
Bongloid by Herdman November 10, 2009
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Related to mongoloid, a bongloid is someone who is annoying mostly due to the fact that he does things that only a baby or toddler would do (baby + mongoloid = bongloid). Bongloids often do things like pull their pants all the way down, exposing their ass crack, when taking a piss in a public urinal.
That kid is 7 years old and he still shits his pants sometimes. What a bongloid!
Bongloid by Benyill October 6, 2008

Bongaloid 

A bongaloid is a very large penis.
Girl 1: Omg he just sent me a dick pic and he has a bongaloid!
Girl 2: I wish my man had a bongaloid.
Bongaloid by foreign_jay January 15, 2015

bongload 

noun: a portion of marijuana somewhat compacted to fit into the bowl of a bong. The size of a bongload can range as small as a bee and as large as a couple pieces of chewing gum.

(If the bowl is overflowing with marijuana, you must call it a domer)
Pack me a bongload, Pancho, for my bong needs loading.
bongload by Androp July 25, 2006

Bongoloid 

Wet-brain for stoners. Someone who smoked so much weed they are now brain damaged to retard levels.
Mary Jane: Hey man you shouldn't hog the weed or you will become a bongoloid!
Rick James: Man I'll do what I fuck'n want. I'm Rick James, bitch.
Bongoloid by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

Bongoloid 

A British person. From the "bong" noises that emanate from the glorious Big Ben. God Save the ̶Q̶u̶e̶e̶n̶ King!
Can you believe the average Bongoloid subsists on a diet of cheap lager and beans? Not a fish or fry in sight!
Bongoloid by King Norf October 7, 2022

Bongoloid 

Smoked retarded by one too many bong hits.
Pass the reefer you chinesed eyed bongoloid.
Bongoloid by Luis V. February 17, 2004
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