Bongaloide

A person who smokes so much they become retarded.

Boy 1 is such a bongaloide he doesn't know kis ass from a hole in the ground

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Bongaloid

A bongaloid is a very large penis.

Girl 1: Omg he just sent me a dick pic and he has a bongaloid!
Girl 2: I wish my man had a bongaloid.

Bongaloid by foreign_jay January 15, 2015

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Wet-brain for stoners. Someone who smoked so much weed they are now brain damaged to retard levels.

Mary Jane: Hey man you shouldn't hog the weed or you will become a bongoloid!
Rick James: Man I'll do what I fuck'n want. I'm Rick James, bitch.

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Someone who rips lots of bongs. A proper bongalite would never role a zoot

Lets have a bongalite meeting

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A British person. From the "bong" noises that emanate from the glorious Big Ben. God Save the ̶Q̶u̶e̶e̶n̶ King!

Can you believe the average Bongoloid subsists on a diet of cheap lager and beans? Not a fish or fry in sight!

Bongoloid by King Norf October 7, 2022

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An endearing way to say bitch. It's a filler word for a bad word (any bad word).

Two kids playing rocket league: One kid let's the other team score.

The other kids sighs and says "YOU fucking MONGALOIDE."

Mongaloide by SK ;) April 30, 2023

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-Yo man, you down for some bongloids after work?

-Does the pope shit in the woods?

Bongloid by Herdman November 10, 2009

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