Bongaloide

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A person who smokes so much they become retarded.

Boy 1 is such a bongaloide he doesn't know kis ass from a hole in the ground

Bongaloide by Mr. Watcher November 30, 2022

Bongaloid

A bongaloid is a very large penis.

Girl 1: Omg he just sent me a dick pic and he has a bongaloid!
Girl 2: I wish my man had a bongaloid.

Bongaloid by foreign_jay January 15, 2015

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Related Words

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Bongoloid

Wet-brain for stoners. Someone who smoked so much weed they are now brain damaged to retard levels.

Mary Jane: Hey man you shouldn't hog the weed or you will become a bongoloid!
Rick James: Man I'll do what I fuck'n want. I'm Rick James, bitch.

Bongoloid by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

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Bongalite

Someone who rips lots of bongs. A proper bongalite would never role a zoot

Lets have a bongalite meeting

Bongalite by A bongalite god August 6, 2016

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Bongoloid

A British person. From the "bong" noises that emanate from the glorious Big Ben. God Save the ̶Q̶u̶e̶e̶n̶ King!

Can you believe the average Bongoloid subsists on a diet of cheap lager and beans? Not a fish or fry in sight!

Bongoloid by King Norf October 7, 2022

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Mongaloide

An endearing way to say bitch. It's a filler word for a bad word (any bad word).

Two kids playing rocket league: One kid let's the other team score.

The other kids sighs and says "YOU fucking MONGALOIDE."

Mongaloide by SK ;) April 30, 2023

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Bongloid

To take a bong hit from a gravity bong.

-Yo man, you down for some bongloids after work?

-Does the pope shit in the woods?

Bongloid by Herdman November 10, 2009

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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