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boner bump 

When someone snorts any amount of cocaine off a fully erect penis. A partial erection does not qualify, nor is it recommended, because a full erection provides a table-like surface for the user, and partial erections may cause the cocaine to be unduly displaced.
Hey baby, you wanna do a boner bump? I just scored some really good stuff and I already have a stiffy.
boner bump by Bloatedoyster June 30, 2018

boner bump 

When you're at a concert and the crowds really pumped, then the guy behind you pokes/grazes your back with his boner.
boner bump by That's nasty man March 17, 2009

boner bump 

the act of snorting a bump of cocaine off of a boner
hey matthew, let's do boner bumps before we go out tonight!
boner bump by Go The Limit June 28, 2024

bump bones

To have sexual intercourse; to have sex or get sexed;
to screw, get screwed, or busy screwing;
to get laid; doing the bump and grind;
to fuck, getting fucked, or busy fucking...

Yes... a lotta names for an act of pleasurable sex. :)
Alexis and I didn't waste time to jump
in the sack and bump bones with each other.
bump bones by CDSmith1967 October 27, 2005

Boner Bumper 

A person who bumps his Boner with that of another. Typically a male homosexual.
That boner bumper over there looks to be checkin' you out, Bobby.
Boner Bumper by lich707 October 29, 2004

Bonerbumping 

When you're in a small strip club and you inadvertently bump into something with your boner.
"Dude, do you see that fat guy? He just bonerbumped my leg on his way out of the bathroom"

"No Refunds on spilled drinks from Bonerbumping"
Bonerbumping by Mandyrenee420 July 31, 2016