Boner Blind

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When a guy is horny and completely oblivious to their partner's emotions and feelings and just wants to get laid.

Man, I was having a really shitty night last night and needed someone to talk to. But John was being a boner blind asshole and trying to get into my pants.

Boner Blind by R. Swanson May 7, 2018

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boner binder

1. A binder specifically designed to hide your boner.
2. A binder or notebook you carry around specifically to hide your boner, especially a NRB.

Oh, that's the boner binder. He brings it because that's when the junior girls do yoga.

boner binder by issybelle June 21, 2010

Related Words

boner blinded • Boner Blind • boner binder • bonerbling • boner • boner-killer • Boner Kill • boner shrinker • boner-face • boner-rific

boner blinded

When a guy is so obsessed with a girl/guy he is completely oblivious to everything else when he/she is around.

Bob: Do we have practise today?
Bill: Ya coach told us last week wern't you listening?
Bob: Nah, I was totally boner blinded by that one cheerleader.

boner blinded by ownNfools March 4, 2008

boner blinded

The act of blinding a female with your sicilian boner while she is in the region of your crotch nether-region ready to suck your dick.

Bob: Yo sally, why you wearing that eye patch?
Sally: Fabricio boner blinded me last night
Bob: ...but you still sucked his dick right?
Fabricio: haha... you suck dick well for a blind girl... better than Helen Keller

boner blinded by Dirty Vero April 15, 2008

bonerbling

When a male has a piercing on his genitalia

Wow Justin’s cock is so small but at least he had some bonerbling.

bonerbling by UseYourIllusion October 4, 2017

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026