Boner Blind

When a guy is horny and completely oblivious to their partner's emotions and feelings and just wants to get laid.

Man, I was having a really shitty night last night and needed someone to talk to. But John was being a boner blind asshole and trying to get into my pants.

by R. Swanson May 7, 2018

boner binder

1. A binder specifically designed to hide your boner.
2. A binder or notebook you carry around specifically to hide your boner, especially a NRB.

Oh, that's the boner binder. He brings it because that's when the junior girls do yoga.

by issybelle June 21, 2010

boner blinded

When a guy is so obsessed with a girl/guy he is completely oblivious to everything else when he/she is around.

Bob: Do we have practise today?
Bill: Ya coach told us last week wern't you listening?
Bob: Nah, I was totally boner blinded by that one cheerleader.

by ownNfools March 4, 2008

boner blinded

The act of blinding a female with your sicilian boner while she is in the region of your crotch nether-region ready to suck your dick.

Bob: Yo sally, why you wearing that eye patch?
Sally: Fabricio boner blinded me last night
Bob: ...but you still sucked his dick right?
Fabricio: haha... you suck dick well for a blind girl... better than Helen Keller

by Dirty Vero April 15, 2008

bonerbling

When a male has a piercing on his genitalia

Wow Justin’s cock is so small but at least he had some bonerbling.

by UseYourIllusion October 4, 2017