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Bonejode 

When your foreskin backs up over your noodle.
John - 'ohh damn, these trousers are so tight I got a bonejode'
Bonejode by Stylus UK February 10, 2008
Bonejour is a variation of the French word for good morning, "bonjour." Bonejour is a special good morning greeting that is uttered to one's bedmate while sporting a boner. This greeting's sincerity is ehnanced when delivered with a gentle pud hammer.
Bonejour baby-check this out. I hope you're ready for a little morning special!
bonejour by D Rooster July 5, 2007

Bonejohn 

1. The penis; especially, when erect.
2. The act of copulation.
Come here baby - I have got a nice tumescent bonejohn upon which you
should squat.
Bonejohn by Ocram April 27, 2003
A classy and discreet way of refering to railing some random slut. Takes its name from its sister term, blowjob.
Tack: Dude, I totally gave some chick a serious bonejob last night."
Freeman: He's talking about sex!"
bonejob by Red Freeman August 28, 2004
A person who acts like they have a degree from Harvard but clearly does not. Hates sports, rock, rap and secretly wishes it was socially acceptable to wear a kilt. Likes to hang in the woods and sing, opposed to getting drunk in a bar. Uses unnecessary, complicated words even when he orders food at McDonald's. Only drinks wine and port, because beer is way too pedestrian. Also challenges people to drinking contests, only to be puking and begging for God to spare his life by 8pm.
I invited a coworker to a case race, he claimed to be a drinking machine, but turned out to be a bonejob!
bonejob by broman1 December 13, 2009

bonejocker 

A muscular and well endowed male who frequents a gym wearing only spandex. A fitness buff sub group of the douche bag species.
Who let all these fucking bonejockers in the place anyways?
bonejocker by vickster339 June 15, 2014
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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