Bonejoy

The act of fucking an armpit.

Fancy having bonejoy?

by Lewis Newman May 30, 2008

Bonejode

When your foreskin backs up over your noodle.

John - 'ohh damn, these trousers are so tight I got a bonejode'

by Stylus UK February 10, 2008

bonejour

Bonejour is a variation of the French word for good morning, "bonjour." Bonejour is a special good morning greeting that is uttered to one's bedmate while sporting a boner. This greeting's sincerity is ehnanced when delivered with a gentle pud hammer.

Bonejour baby-check this out. I hope you're ready for a little morning special!

by D Rooster July 5, 2007

Bonejohn

1. The penis; especially, when erect.
2. The act of copulation.

Come here baby - I have got a nice tumescent bonejohn upon which you
should squat.

by Ocram April 27, 2003

bonejob

A classy and discreet way of refering to railing some random slut. Takes its name from its sister term, blowjob.

Tack: Dude, I totally gave some chick a serious bonejob last night."
Freeman: He's talking about sex!"

by Red Freeman August 28, 2004

bonejob

A person who acts like they have a degree from Harvard but clearly does not. Hates sports, rock, rap and secretly wishes it was socially acceptable to wear a kilt. Likes to hang in the woods and sing, opposed to getting drunk in a bar. Uses unnecessary, complicated words even when he orders food at McDonald's. Only drinks wine and port, because beer is way too pedestrian. Also challenges people to drinking contests, only to be puking and begging for God to spare his life by 8pm.

I invited a coworker to a case race, he claimed to be a drinking machine, but turned out to be a bonejob!

by broman1 December 13, 2009

bonejocker

A muscular and well endowed male who frequents a gym wearing only spandex. A fitness buff sub group of the douche bag species.

Who let all these fucking bonejockers in the place anyways?

by vickster339 June 15, 2014