Bonejour is a variation of the French word for good morning, "bonjour." Bonejour is a special good morning greeting that is uttered to one's bedmate while sporting a boner. This greeting's sincerity is ehnanced when delivered with a gentle pud hammer.
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Get the bonejour mug.Guillaume flirted with Yvette at work and wound up with a bonejour for his troubles. Cold compresses were required to mitigate his discomfort.
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Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.
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Get the Bonjourno mug.Guy: Yo bro I heard Bonjour Johnson and Demekquatre are no longer teammates.
Other Guy: Yeah, I heard they beefin' now.
Other Guy: Yeah, I heard they beefin' now.
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Get the Bonjour Johnson mug.In a billingual province such as Quebec, you have to greet people in English and in French when you work in customer service. After a while, it just becomes one word because you're so used to repeating it over and over. As well, it MUST be "bonjour" that is said first, because French (on the whole) are unforgivably uppity. And don't even THINK about just saying "hi!"
For those new in customer service;
"Bonjour, hi! Est-ce que je peut vous aidez? Can I help you?"
And after years of apathy in customer service;
"Bonjourhi. Est-ce que je peut vous aidez can I help you." (Said all in one breath)
"Bonjour, hi! Est-ce que je peut vous aidez? Can I help you?"
And after years of apathy in customer service;
"Bonjourhi. Est-ce que je peut vous aidez can I help you." (Said all in one breath)
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