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When a male recieves a massive boner and the only logical reason for having one is because he has to piss, majorly.
Man 1: dude, you have a boner at a funeral?
Man 2: yo dude it's a boneep. I don't know where the bathroom is.
Man 1: aww that sucks
Boneep by Wondering Jew November 12, 2011
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boneappatit 

This describes tit screwing.
Ben Dover got on Wonda Wonderpig for some boneappatit!
boneappatit by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017
Short for bone inspiration. Inspiration to become very thin, to the point where it looks as if your bones are showing
#bonespo
bonespo by slweeb April 17, 2021

Napolean Bonerpart 

The act of giving a chick the beef-steak while your hand is tucked neatly in your shirt or vest.
Last week I took this girl out, we had some wine and a meal, then I took her back to my place and gave her the old Napolean Bonerpart. You should have been there, it was classy.
Napolean Bonerpart by brad1368 September 1, 2010

bonesprocket

(noun) a term used in common conversation to politely describe an annoying situation; more commonly used as a term to describe an annoyingly shallow or obtuse person.
"We went totally insane over that bonesprocket of a polka concert at our school yesterday."

"Don't you think Gary was being a complete bonesprocket during the movie last night?"
bonesprocket by Michael Dentico April 28, 2008

bonepill 

A term used on 4chan's /lgbt/ board to refer to the information that one will not pass as the gender they identify as on account of their bone structure. Individual bonepills include comparisons between male and female Q angles, skull size measurements, ribcage measurements, and other sexually dimorphic skeletal features.
I was considering facial feminization surgery until I took the bonepill and realized that my skull was too large to ever pass as female.
bonepill by fullbodyphallo October 1, 2022
Unzipping just your fly and letting your junk ( balls and shaft ) out to lay on your lap while viewing a feature presentation in the theater.
I totally pulled off a bonerplex last night during transformers 3
bonerplex by Ereonte Pitts July 21, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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