(noun) a term used in common conversation to politely describe an annoying situation; more commonly used as a term to describe an annoyingly shallow or obtuse person.

"We went totally insane over that bonesprocket of a polka concert at our school yesterday."

"Don't you think Gary was being a complete bonesprocket during the movie last night?"

bonesprocket by Michael Dentico April 28, 2008

Related Words

bonespo • bonestorm • bonesmooch • Bonerpop • bonesome • Bonesword • bonesworth • Bonepow • BonesDontBend • Boneskots

tropical bonestorm

a boitsterous sexual act lasting for an extended period. refers to the sexual connotation of being "wet."

Rob and his girlfriend were so loud last night, it sounded like Tropical Bonestorm 2009 in there.

tropical bonestorm by MadCat11 May 8, 2009

bonesmooch

Yet another humorous term for a blowjob

"I'm going out with that girl again tonight, hopefully I'll get a little bonesmooch action."

bonesmooch by dwkramer January 19, 2007

bonesome

Derived from the properties of extremely well cooked chicken. It is so tasty that you want to eat it all up, to the bone. It is bonesome.

Used to describe anything that looks or is extremely tasty, including people and foods.

Wandeep: Oh shit, that KFC bucket is bonesome.

Lady Schmidt: Oh my god, Janiel is the sexiest boy I know. I WANT HIM!!!
Serf Janiel: Schmidty, you think i'm bonesome.

M'sier Dougin: I sink dat ze idea of a republique iss bon'sum.

bonesome by Andreja Muller January 24, 2011

bonesmoker

Homosexual who partakes in the act of oral sex with another fellow.

That Elton John is a big time bonesmoker

bonesmoker by Larryfun September 2, 2005

Bonespur

Noun: A person who attempts to get out of work or an unpleasant situation by creating a diversion or lying. A cowardly person who can't be counted on.

"Stop being a bonespur and get it done!"

Bonespur by Mark L Betts August 12, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026