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Bolshitsattva
Noun: A person who is enlightened in the art of bullshitting. It is distinguished from low level bullshitters who simply repeat their bullshits daily.
Telemarketer (low level bullshitter): Hi sir would you be interested in buying our product? You need the product to be good looking, to be famous, to be rich, to enjoy life, to survive, and all the good things the world has to offer. It's free for the first 30 days....(bla bla bla)
Bolshitsattva: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for cash cows, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you shut yourself now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Jack Azz: (After a long pause) Good bye. (Hangs up the phone in fear)
Bolshitsattva: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for cash cows, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you shut yourself now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Jack Azz: (After a long pause) Good bye. (Hangs up the phone in fear)
Bolshitsattva by RandomDude101 April 24, 2014
Boshingtang
Boshingtang by Billy C March 7, 2005
boshinkle
Synonym for bullshit used to argue someone's point. Commonly a replacement for "lies" or "false." Originating around the summer of '07, which became widely spread in the Maryland area.
"Hey, I heard you had way too much fun last night"
-"Boshinkle!"
"Agh, that test was such...such...BOSHINKLE!"
"So, despite what you say, I'm technically right"
-"Boshinkle!"
-"Boshinkle!"
"Agh, that test was such...such...BOSHINKLE!"
"So, despite what you say, I'm technically right"
-"Boshinkle!"
Boshing The Ching
Paul: "That guy's out of his face"
Joe: "Yeah, He's definitely been boshing the ching".
It is also the name of a nightclub, clothing & music company in Ibiza.
Joe: "Yeah, He's definitely been boshing the ching".
It is also the name of a nightclub, clothing & music company in Ibiza.
Boshing The Ching by Paul Joe Sam August 1, 2012
Bonshine
~Hey Nick, you want to pop a bonshine with the boys at the cabin this weekend?
~Yo Suyash, can the boys come over and have a bonshine sesh?
~Yo Suyash, can the boys come over and have a bonshine sesh?
Bonshine by Jordan Kinkle February 24, 2021
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Ratfucker
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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