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Bologamy

bol·log·a·my bol-og-uh-mee
noun
1.
Similiar to monogamy, but one which one or both people involved are in denial.
2.
Zoology . the practice of having only one mate whilst not admitting to it.
3.
the practice of dating for extremely long times at music festivals.
Compare digamy.

Origin:

1605–15; < Late Latin monogamia < Greek monogamía. < English Boligumous See mono-, -gamy, Bolli
Christopher enjoys bologamy and is in a bologimous relationship.
by Professor Banff April 8, 2013
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blogamy

the custom or condition of having a marital relationship strictly confined to the blogosphere. People in a blogamous relationship may or may not be married to others in real life.
Sharon, a single woman in her 20's, fell in love with David after reading his blog and soon they began corresponding through email and also commenting on each others' blogs. What started off as online mutual admiration society became increasingly flirtateous and later serious.

In the end, they decided not to meet in person after all for fear of ruining the ideal images of each other which they had cultivated through blogging. Instead, David posted an e-proposal, and Sharon enthusiastically accepted. Three months later, they held a blogamous (adjective of blogamy) wedding, and continued to live physically apart from each other, but yet happily together in the blogosphere ever after.
by profnachos September 14, 2006
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Boligamy

The act of being married to more than one variety of pasta sauce.
A man could be married to a pot of Ragu sauce as well as a pot of Dolmio. This would make him someone who practices Boligamy.
by Ragepotato May 6, 2011
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Bologomy

Eating multiple slices of bologna at one time.
That sandwich is bologomy!
by Gilly Gillington January 27, 2011
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bonogamy

The state of only being able to bang one pod even though you really just intended to catfish the shit out of him and have no idea how you ended up here.
Mairi finds bonogamy strange and unsettling
by BonogamySucks August 1, 2017
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