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Bologamy 

bol·log·a·my bol-og-uh-mee
noun
1.
Similiar to monogamy, but one which one or both people involved are in denial.
2.
Zoology . the practice of having only one mate whilst not admitting to it.
3.
the practice of dating for extremely long times at music festivals.
Compare digamy.

Origin:

1605–15; < Late Latin monogamia < Greek monogamía. < English Boligumous See mono-, -gamy, Bolli
Christopher enjoys bologamy and is in a bologimous relationship.
Bologamy by Professor Banff April 8, 2013
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the custom or condition of having a marital relationship strictly confined to the blogosphere. People in a blogamous relationship may or may not be married to others in real life.
Sharon, a single woman in her 20's, fell in love with David after reading his blog and soon they began corresponding through email and also commenting on each others' blogs. What started off as online mutual admiration society became increasingly flirtateous and later serious.

In the end, they decided not to meet in person after all for fear of ruining the ideal images of each other which they had cultivated through blogging. Instead, David posted an e-proposal, and Sharon enthusiastically accepted. Three months later, they held a blogamous (adjective of blogamy) wedding, and continued to live physically apart from each other, but yet happily together in the blogosphere ever after.
blogamy by profnachos September 14, 2006
Related Words

Boligamy 

The act of being married to more than one variety of pasta sauce.
A man could be married to a pot of Ragu sauce as well as a pot of Dolmio. This would make him someone who practices Boligamy.
Boligamy by Ragepotato May 6, 2011

Bologomy 

Eating multiple slices of bologna at one time.
That sandwich is bologomy!
Bologomy by Gilly Gillington January 27, 2011

bonogamy 

The state of only being able to bang one pod even though you really just intended to catfish the shit out of him and have no idea how you ended up here.
Mairi finds bonogamy strange and unsettling
bonogamy by BonogamySucks August 1, 2017

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026