Ragu

A meme god who is very indecisive and confusing. He's the nicest person you'll ever meet unless you piss him off and he's so easy to vibe with. Every time a dude looks at him they instantly fall in love with him cause he's super attractive like the pimp he is. He's funny, nice, weird, and the biggest weeb you'll ever meet if you ever come across a Ragu you should keep them around cause he'll always make your life better.

Person 1: " OMG have you met Ragu he's so amazing I wish you could meet him! "

Person 2: " Nah I haven't met him but I hope I can "

by Randomperson101R June 21, 2021

Ragu

A menstrual flow that closely resembles pasta sauce, as it shares the consistency of a particularly meaty sauce, along with its distinct zesty flavor and charming viscosity

Awww man, I was gonna get all up in Tiffany tonight but she's on her Ragu. Last time the slop was tasty, but overwhelming.

by SweatShopBarbie January 14, 2023

Ragu

a girl who is on the rag, and being a bitch. See also Prego.

Alicia is ragu.

by D.C. July 23, 2003

Ragu

Some fly ass pimp thats rich and meaty.

I'm Ragu, motherfucker. Im not faggy sweaty hairy greasy ass italian faggot punk rocker.

by Ghetto FAbulous January 17, 2004

Ragu

Meaning pregnant, derived from the ever popular euphemism for said word: preggo, which to many sounds suspiciously like a certain brand name spaghetti sauce.

Person A: Did you hear about Becky?
Person B: Oh, yeah, heard she's totally ragu now. Four months and showing.

by Noir Mayhem September 11, 2010

Ragu

To be a new male pornstar on the scene screwing several hundred women in one sitting.

You definitly pulled a ragu the other day at the porn shoot.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Ragu

minging girl who sleeps around

pete you must have caught something off that 'ragu' lover!

by master B November 20, 2003