bonogamy
The state of only being able to bang one pod even though you really just intended to catfish the shit out of him and have no idea how you ended up here.
bonogamy by BonogamySucks August 1, 2017
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Bronogamy
When a bromance developes exclusivity boundaries.
binogamy
When someone is married and they are involved in an extramarital relationship but they aren't interested in pursuing any more partners than the two they already have.
I was like "girl you're beautiful and all but I am dedicated to a life of binogamy. I love both my ladies very, very much".
binogamy by Chester Turlington January 31, 2012
bonogomy
bonogomy by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004
non-bonogomy
non-bonogomy by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004
Bologamy
bol·log·a·my bol-og-uh-mee
noun
1.
Similiar to monogamy, but one which one or both people involved are in denial.
2.
Zoology . the practice of having only one mate whilst not admitting to it.
3.
the practice of dating for extremely long times at music festivals.
Compare digamy.
Origin:
1605–15; < Late Latin monogamia < Greek monogamía. < English Boligumous See mono-, -gamy, Bolli
noun
1.
Similiar to monogamy, but one which one or both people involved are in denial.
2.
Zoology . the practice of having only one mate whilst not admitting to it.
3.
the practice of dating for extremely long times at music festivals.
Compare digamy.
Origin:
1605–15; < Late Latin monogamia < Greek monogamía. < English Boligumous See mono-, -gamy, Bolli
Bologamy by Professor Banff April 8, 2013
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