bollocktics

When a politician is talking bollocks.

Some politicians talk bollocktics not politics.

by mary hinge February 26, 2014

Bollocktics

The art of talking bollocks about politics

On the run up to the election, the political candidates are talking their usual bollocktics

by Nefarius May 10, 2019

Bollocktics

Bollocktics - noun; The philosophical study of testicles.

"Man, I went down to Oxford Uni, and a Professor P Indik was initiating a bollocktics lecture"

by Mugger October 16, 2006

Bollockisation

Exclamation of annoyance or frustration, derived from the British term "bollocks", meaning testicles or nonsense. To "give someone a bollocking" is to reprimand them.
May also be influenced by "buggeration".

"Oh, bollockisation! My computer just crashed again!"

by Alex C W January 17, 2008

bollocktician

A politician talking bollocks.

There will be unlimited money for flood defenses & help, said the Bollocktician.

by mary hinge February 26, 2014

bollotics

The art of defining why something can't be done without any real reason - is a urban word for Red Tape, when everyone knows it is total bollotics that is preventing things from progressing and yet nobody can resolve it.

Often found in the work place e.g. when a department refuses to allow a change because there isn't a process for it, that is Bollotics, just do it and shut the **** up.

by MowgliCub October 10, 2013

bollockitis

That reoccuring ache that tells you it is time to see a doctor who is not too shy. Get it checked out before you drop one.

No, really, get it checked......

Bob though he just had bollockitis. Until he got a tip-off.

by domivegas July 31, 2007