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DJ Baby Bokchoy 

A neighbor who lives so close that you practically live together.
"My DJ Baby Bokchoy is watching my favorite show on tv. By the creeks in the couch I'd say he's sitting on the left side"

DJ Baby Bok Choy 

A giant 300-pound Chinese baby who wears tinted aviator glasses and spins records with his little ravioli hands.
DJ Baby Bok Choy really knows how to pump up the jam with those little ravioli hands of his.

bok choy 

A word that replaces the boring term sex or a euphemism when talking with your friends to do with anything sexual.
Did you bok choy with her?

Let's go get some bok choy tonight!

I need my bok choy now!

Do you like your bok choy hard or soft?
bok choy by James Zenger October 28, 2006
1. One who has turned out to be a fool while having sexual intercourse.

2. One who has been fooled into having sexual intercourse

3. One who is foolish enough to have continuous sexual intercourse irrespective of the number of girls and boys

4. Slang used to describe a extremely foolish guy
1. Mr. X is a complete bokchod! He found out at last the girl he was fucking is a he-girl.

2. We made a bokchod of A.

3. S certainly is a bokchod to visit brothels every other night.

4. You definitely are a bokchod!
Bokchod by bokchod boy March 11, 2012

Bok choy 

Tf is with all these stupid ass definitions. Cmon y'all let's be real here, bok choy is a vegetable, a type of Chinese cabbage to be precise. When translated from Cantonese, it literally means "white vegetable".

It is not just endemic to China, but to the rest of Southeast Asia. You will find it in many Chinese dishes as well as Korean dishes. And it is in fact quite delicious (light to the palate) and far less odorous compared to ordinary cabbage, brussel sprouts, and even broccoli.

Technically the only right definition here is from IkEe, just minus the lame shit he said afterwards. And Un Jong Kim over there is just trolling real hard.
Midway Convo
Sarah: Oh okay
Alice: So what're you having for dinner tonight?
Sarah: Just thinking about whipping up some Caesar salad with roasted brussel sprouts
Alice: Ugh I hate brussel sprouts. Do you actually enjoy eating them though, especially roasted?
Sarah: Eh it's alright
Alice: Girl what you need is bok choy. It's much less bitter-tasting than brussel sprouts and has absolutely no nasty smell to it. It's very light and crispy, perfect for a salad.
Sarah: Boy choy? Never heard of it.
Alice: ... you serious? Man I need to take you to the Chinese supermarket!
Sarah: Hahaha okay, I will definitely buy some when I'm at the supermarket tomorrow.
Why did you give away my money?!?! You are so bokchoi!!!
bokchoi by SamueL August 1, 2003