Bokar

Bokar is the darkest thing known to man. It can be described as something so black that you can’t even see it. Anyone who is a Bokar has the ability to go invisible when in a dark room or standing next to a turned off TV screen

Person 1: I think there’s a someone under my bed but I can’t see anything.
Person 2: Oh don’t mind that, it’s just Bokar, let me get my flashlight

by Melitoguillermo April 5, 2024

College Board

A greedy, monopolistic corporation that abuses and inflicts pain on students everywhere by writing their idea of college entrance exams and charging them a shitload of money for it. The most disgusting part of this is that the college board essentially profits off of the torture and abuse of these kids who are literally working themselves to death.

prostitute - a woman who sells sex for money

college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education

by college board victim January 14, 2013

baby on board

When you have to drop a massive deuce but you hold it in until you get home or find a cleaner or more private bathroom to use. It feels like you are temporarily with child. Thus, you've got a "baby on board."

If you got a baby on board, here' s what to do: walk briskly, drive safely, and set yourself free in the privacy of your own home.

by Ae5Ea8 April 2, 2015

Geezer's-board

A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use.
How dare anyone else post on it.

This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!

by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009

Luigi Board

An ouija board for contacting dead Italians.

Dude, we contacted John Gotti last night. We had a seance and used the Luigi Board.

by Stefunia December 2, 2010

boardwalk barker

The people that yell at you, as your walking past the overpriced game they operate on the pier, trying to get you to spend your hard earned money and win a cheap prize.

The couple were walking on the pier when suddenly a boardwalk barker startled them.

by jpg3 August 13, 2015

Card boarded

Finding no toilet paper after going # 2. Just cardboard rolls.

Dam man, I had to use my boxers to clean myself after getting card boarded.

by I have all the answers December 15, 2014