Boinky Doinky 

Verb: Taking a hot dump in a community park porta-potty

Noun: a hot and steamy, but solidified piece of human feces

Yo! Some guy tipped over a Porta-Potty and totally lathered a kid in Boinky Doinky!

Boinky Doinky by Boinky Doinky Boy December 9, 2021

Bloinky Doinker 

To be a silly mess and simultaneously be adorable.

Kris: “This is how I look.”

Allison: “You’re such a bloinky doinker”

Bloinky Doinker by XypprZ Allison December 25, 2023

Doinka Boinka 

A rare phrase made by 3 depressed, yet intellectual, middle school children. This phrase is used for literally anything but mainly as a war cry of the endangered species of tik tok addicts and pot heads. I ate an edible today, big mistake

Friend 1: chunga bunga

Friend 2: doinka boinka

Friend 1: bith is u high

Friend 2: m a y h a p s

Doinka Boinka by Dumb.hoe.energy February 26, 2020

boink the doink 

to give a blow job

Sarah should boink the doink sometimes.

boink the doink by frencherrrr January 25, 2019

Doink n boink 

The act of smoking marijuana immediately before having sex, most often used in a casual setting

Guy 1: “hey, how did your tinder date go?”

Guy 2: “good, she came over for the ol doink n boink”

Doink n boink by Jernamus September 1, 2019

Doink and boink 

Netflix and chilling the stoner way. When you invite someone over to smoke a doink and then have pleasant high coitus (boink)
The doink and boink

“Yeah dude I was hanging with Sarah the other day, smoked and hooked up it was dope”

“She came over just for that?”

“Yeah dude forget Netflix and chill, it’s all about the doink and boink”

Doink and boink by Dougtherug October 9, 2019

ka-doink, boink 

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.

EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)

ka-doink, boink by apple juice ginger June 9, 2011