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Boingheed 

What you call the most retarded human on earth, the leader of crows, the former Minecraft streamer and the kicker of sheds, AKA a retard. call your friend this if you hate them and want them to suffer. also its what some retard called Keemstar once and then named all his social medias after it.
hahahahahaha look at john being a fucking boingheed
oi cunt did you see that retard boingheed made another mincraft stream? lets go bully him.
Boingheed by BoingHeed March 5, 2019
definately weed for bongs, bongweed
bongweed by m1lk187 July 13, 2010
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bonghead 

Someone who smokes excessive amounts of marijuana using a bong. Usually these people hang around in groups of bongheads (often in a garage or a very unclean welfare house). The conversation in a house full of bongheads is usually about either mind numbing boring shit with no purpose or if they are intelligent bongheads the conversation will vary between aliens and star wars.
I told that bloody bonghead to be here half an hour ago.
bonghead by Poetic Justice May 27, 2004

Boing-Boinged

To have your random cat video, or steampunk mouse armor, or technique for weaponizing bacon posted to BoingBoing.net.. People send all kinds of random and amazing stuff to Boing Boing, and the editors decide which stuff is the best and then post it, along with a trackback to the person who sent the submission. Getting "Boing Boinged" virtually assures you will at least 15 milisceonds of nerdy fame, along with a host of new Twitter followers, new hits on your blog, or whatever.
"OMFG! The video of our wedding party doing the Thriller dance just got Boing-Boinged!"
Boing-Boinged by Jingleyfish August 29, 2009

binghead 

Someone who uses Bing as their search engine always, instead of something like Google. Usually elderly, young kids, or adults who pretend to know it all about computers.
Use Google, Google god dammit, you freaking binghead!
binghead by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

bonghead 

ya mum
bonghead by b September 20, 2003

boinged out 

when you smoked yourself down and up and don't know when to shut up.like a unstable spring.
man that spineless greg shure is boinged out, he did'nt know if he was sitting down or standing up. Stupid,a dumbass that unzipped his zipper, sat down and shit himself!
boinged out by puddlepunk November 11, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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