13 definitions by Jerrika12
Wow dude, nice work of not using the airbrush so your head looks like a rubber mask! You're an editing genius!
by Jerrika12 May 2, 2015
Person: Hillbillies are such tooth-twats.
by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014
The sensation in a man's penis when he needs to have a piss and thus walks inside in search for a toilet, but since he has encountered air warmer than that outside, he pisses himself.
Person: "Oh man, I was outside in the cold and now that I'm inside I've got sudden heat dick meltdown!"
by Jerrika12 November 16, 2016
Someone who tries to add their name to Urban Dictionary in order to boost their own ego. The people who are urban dickfaces are usually 14 year old females who need a slap across the face, but their dad is too busy watching football to give a shit. We need a new holocaust for these fuckers.
Urban dickface: Bertha is sexy and has a great body and personality and if you hate you're gay like Tom he's a faggot who hates me because I'm better than him he is jeloos because bertha is a greaut girl the best you will meet shes strong witty funny and charming
by Jerrika12 May 2, 2015
An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.
Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014
by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014
Person A: Hey, switch on the TV, this show is annoying.
Person B: Switch it ON?
Person A: No, I meant off... I had a brainfart.
Person B: Switch it ON?
Person A: No, I meant off... I had a brainfart.
by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014