Definitions by Jerrika12
Sudden heat dick meltdown
The sensation in a man's penis when he needs to have a piss and thus walks inside in search for a toilet, but since he has encountered air warmer than that outside, he pisses himself.
Person: "Oh man, I was outside in the cold and now that I'm inside I've got sudden heat dick meltdown!"
Sudden heat dick meltdown by Jerrika12 November 16, 2016
Cuntweb
Editing Genius
Wow dude, nice work of not using the airbrush so your head looks like a rubber mask! You're an editing genius!
Editing Genius by Jerrika12 May 2, 2015
Urban Dickface
Someone who tries to add their name to Urban Dictionary in order to boost their own ego. The people who are urban dickfaces are usually 14 year old females who need a slap across the face, but their dad is too busy watching football to give a shit. We need a new holocaust for these fuckers.
Urban dickface: Bertha is sexy and has a great body and personality and if you hate you're gay like Tom he's a faggot who hates me because I'm better than him he is jeloos because bertha is a greaut girl the best you will meet shes strong witty funny and charming
Urban Dickface by Jerrika12 May 2, 2015
binghead
Someone who uses Bing as their search engine always, instead of something like Google. Usually elderly, young kids, or adults who pretend to know it all about computers.
tech-twat
An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.