Jerrika12's definitions

tooth-twat

Someone who has incredibly bad teeth, for example, them being crooked or most of them missing.

Person: Hillbillies are such tooth-twats.

by Jerrika12 December 22, 2014

crackbo

Someone who is always cracking their knuckles.

Guy: *cracks knuckles*
Dude: Hey, you've been doing that all day, cut it out you crackbo.

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014

Aren Gamer

A gamer who is clueless on how to play and will fuck everything up for you if you play co-op. He's also pretentious, looking down on anything with bad graphics. His social life makes angels weep, as he is completely blinded from logical thinking due to his head being stuck so far up his rectum, and it having cemented it's position due to being up there since birth. His parents are drug addicts and don't care about him, leaving his only means of escapism and joy to games. Whilst being so bad at them, he doesn't know it and acts like he's the Faze Clan leader. Commonly boasting that he's MLG, he hides the fact he can't recall what an Xbox controller looks like or who Nintendo are. His knowledge of gaming is pathetic. Nobody wants to go near him, as he has a highly contagious condition of retardism and isn't afraid to show it/scare away predators with it. Avoid at all costs, for you safety and well-being.

Person A: *joins Xbox party* Hey, who's that guy without a mic?
Person B: Oh, him? He's my little brother. He's such and Aren Gamer though.
Person A: How's that?
Person B: Well... his favorite game is Kinect Star Wars.

by Jerrika12 December 20, 2014

Editing Genius

A sarcastic insult for somebody who tries to Photoshop their selfies to make them look tough.

Wow dude, nice work of not using the airbrush so your head looks like a rubber mask! You're an editing genius!

by Jerrika12 May 2, 2015

dirt stocker

Someone who stocks items in a store in the most inconvenient places.

Guy: Why the hell is there a random can of Pepsi among this bread? Damn dirt stockers...

by Jerrika12 December 22, 2014

Urban Dickface

Someone who tries to add their name to Urban Dictionary in order to boost their own ego. The people who are urban dickfaces are usually 14 year old females who need a slap across the face, but their dad is too busy watching football to give a shit. We need a new holocaust for these fuckers.

Urban dickface: Bertha is sexy and has a great body and personality and if you hate you're gay like Tom he's a faggot who hates me because I'm better than him he is jeloos because bertha is a greaut girl the best you will meet shes strong witty funny and charming

by Jerrika12 May 2, 2015

pencil face

Someone with such a long face that it looks like a pencil.

Dude: Man, your sis is such a pencil face!

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014