The sensation in a man's penis when he needs to have a piss and thus walks inside in search for a toilet, but since he has encountered air warmer than that outside, he pisses himself.
Person: "Oh man, I was outside in the cold and now that I'm inside I've got sudden heat dick meltdown!"
by Jerrika12 November 16, 2016
Person: Hillbillies are such tooth-twats.
by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014
Wow dude, nice work of not using the airbrush so your head looks like a rubber mask! You're an editing genius!
by Jerrika12 May 02, 2015
Someone who uses Bing as their search engine always, instead of something like Google. Usually elderly, young kids, or adults who pretend to know it all about computers.
by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014
Someone who tries to add their name to Urban Dictionary in order to boost their own ego. The people who are urban dickfaces are usually 14 year old females who need a slap across the face, but their dad is too busy watching football to give a shit. We need a new holocaust for these fuckers.
Urban dickface: Bertha is sexy and has a great body and personality and if you hate you're gay like Tom he's a faggot who hates me because I'm better than him he is jeloos because bertha is a greaut girl the best you will meet shes strong witty funny and charming
by Jerrika12 May 02, 2015
A gamer who is clueless on how to play and will fuck everything up for you if you play co-op. He's also pretentious, looking down on anything with bad graphics. His social life makes angels weep, as he is completely blinded from logical thinking due to his head being stuck so far up his rectum, and it having cemented it's position due to being up there since birth. His parents are drug addicts and don't care about him, leaving his only means of escapism and joy to games. Whilst being so bad at them, he doesn't know it and acts like he's the Faze Clan leader. Commonly boasting that he's MLG, he hides the fact he can't recall what an Xbox controller looks like or who Nintendo are. His knowledge of gaming is pathetic. Nobody wants to go near him, as he has a highly contagious condition of retardism and isn't afraid to show it/scare away predators with it. Avoid at all costs, for you safety and well-being.
Person A: *joins Xbox party* Hey, who's that guy without a mic?
Person B: Oh, him? He's my little brother. He's such and Aren Gamer though.
Person A: How's that?
Person B: Well... his favorite game is Kinect Star Wars.
Person B: Oh, him? He's my little brother. He's such and Aren Gamer though.
Person A: How's that?
Person B: Well... his favorite game is Kinect Star Wars.
by Jerrika12 December 20, 2014
An adult, usually a parent, who pretends to know it all about computers and yet usually installs shitty antivirus software, use nothing but Internet Explorer, have their computers run on Windows XP, and use Yahoo as their default search engine.
Dad: Hey son! I just installed this new, free antivirus software called Spy Sherrif, and it said you have 43 viruses! I'm just gonna click fix now...
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
Son: DAD! THAT'S A FAKE ANTIVIRUS, YOU TECH-TWAT!
by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014