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"Bongs away" 

This phrase is noted just prior to dumping out used bong water. Also, one may accompany the 'bongs away' with the name of the bong.
After I smoked a few bowls, I tipped my bong upside down, cheering "Bongs away" to 'Bad at Math'.
"Bongs away" by Christobelawsome August 4, 2007

Bongs be with you

a stoner-version of "peace be with you," a play on words for "piece" and replacing it with "bongs" cuz bongs are the bomb.
"Urban Dictionary, may bongs be with you."

bongs and speeds 

Weed and amphetamines
Bongs and speeds A phrase used to use drugs

"Whats are yall doin"
Bong rips and speeds
bongs and speeds by Shxrty0113 March 20, 2021

Bing Bongs 

Bing Bongs, a term to describe a pair of men’s underwear. This term was first used in the eighteenth century and is documented in Dublin (Ireland) London (England) and in literature from around the world. It’s still commonly used to this day and is seeing somewhat of a revival.
In day’s of old; I say old boy, “Your Bing Bongs are half way up your back, now pull yourself together man”

More recent times; Dude, I can see your Bing Bongs, not cool.
Bing Bongs by Green Tiger June 22, 2011

dolly bong bongs 

American slang for a males testicles, made popular by Conan O'Brien.
My testicles itch, I mean my dolly bong bongs.
dolly bong bongs by Anthony Gray January 28, 2004

r.i.p bongs 

To be so good at "ripping" or "hitting" a bong that you get high before most people!
Me: I am high.
Not Me: No you're not!
Me: Yeah, I am.
Not me: No, you're NOT!
Me: Dude, I fucking R.I.P Bongs! Fuck you!
Not me: Shit, my bad...
Me: Nah, it is cool...
Not me: Why the acronym "R.I.P"?
Me: Well, Not me, it is because the acronym "R.I.P" means "Rest In Peace".
Not me: So?
Me: So? So? So I get high and then "Rest In Peace", because I am already so high.
Not me: What does R.I.P have to do with smoking?
Me: Because I get so high I can't move, as if I were dead.
r.i.p bongs by gonad_grinder777 April 24, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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