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Bratster 

Young, rich kids (and twenty-somethings) who listen to all the new, hip music you've never heard of and dress anachronistically because it's "ironic". They typically practice a cultured, bored look; may or may not be bisexual; have an art school education; are politically liberal and ridiculously androgynous.
Similar to hipsters but worse.
I think it's funny that when rich kids rebel the best they can manage is the bratster thing, there's fucking nothing scary about those kids.

Fucking bratsters have taken over my favorite coffee shop, the little fuckers talk a lot but they never say anything.
Bratster by jojostubbytoe February 7, 2010
Someone who thinks they're the shit and they tell everyone they're the best and they'll do anything to make themselves become popular.
Example of a Boaster: A fucktard whos YouTube name is matt4045
Boaster by Matt4045 can SMD January 23, 2009

Skate-Boaster 

A skateboarder who loves to brag about the tricks or stunts they have/can do. They will often defend, to the death, the claims they make.
"Oh. My. God, you guys. I totally landed a switch hard-flip down a five-stair yesterday!"
"Dude, you are so full of it, you can't even varial."
"No! I'm serious! I can totally do it!"
"No, you can't. You're such a skate-boaster"
"*sigh* You're right."

Boaster named Bean 

A small child who often boasts about his physical and mental prowess.
Mom was mad because Manny was acting like a Boaster named Bean.

Cocky Name Boaster 

A moron that thinks they're very special by defining their own name on Urban Dictionary with a definition to describe how awesome they think they are.
All these Cocky Name Boasters on Urban Dictionary spamming up this website.

Trophy Boaster 

One who brags about accomplishments only to have it turn and bite them in the ass, a common occurrence in Fantasy Football leagues.
Upon the conclusion of fantasy football Week 5, Jeremy had won all five of his matches. "Hey guys do you want to see my trophy for five wins!" he proclaimed as he bragged of the leagues chincy award. The rest of the league jeered as Jeremy's ego-meter pegged at "full retard."

Upon conclusion of the season, Jeremy and his team of peons found themselves in the running for another award, the toilet plunger the league had designated as the trophy of shame for last place.

The trophy boaster's early celebration had inevitably set the scene for fantasy football's equivalent of a premature ejaculation, something Jeremy was very familiar with.
Trophy Boaster by Redrockets December 23, 2010