Boats & [Hoes]

Obviously a boat full of hoes! included in the movie step brothers

Il do you in the bottom while your drinking sangrea, natchos and lemon heads on my dads boat, you wont sink becuase my dick can float! Boats & hoes

by XlukeX December 16, 2008

Boats & Hoes

white boy riding in a 85' Cadillac De Ville

"Bro did you see them boats & hoes?!"

"Hell yeah! that car is legit!"

by white BOI haha March 22, 2009

Boats and Hoes

The first super smash hit by Brennan Huff and Dale Doback in the movie "Step Brothers" under the record company Prestige Worldwide.

Brennan and Dale took Dale's father's sailboat and used it to film the song. No one was steering the boat so it crashed into the shore and was demolished.

Dude, I just set "Boats and Hoes" as my profile song. That song is fucking awesome.

by ConeBone October 2, 2008

Boats and Hoes

A long-running pun by Minecraft Youtuber Mumbo Jumbo in which chests at the end of redstone contraptions always contain boats and hoes.

"It all looks nice and ready inside for you to pick up your boats and hoes, so that you can have a fantastic time without having to look at all of those ugly piston faces."

by ButterEmperor November 12, 2016

Boats and Hoes

Song made famous by step brothers Brennan Huff and Dale Doback at the catalina wine mixer. POW!!

Guy 1: It's the fucking catalina wine mixer.
Guy 2: POW POW!!
DALE: BOATS AND HOES

by seriousboutkoolaidforeal September 30, 2008

you aint shit without boats and hoes

It means you lonely

MAN YOU AINT SHIT WITHOUT BOATS AND HOES

by you know damn well who you are May 26, 2018

Boats N Hoes

A team of inseparable people who go through hell and come out the other side laughing

Hanlon, O, Medina, Mac, Taylor and Lt. Haws are the real Boats N Hoes

by VladtheImpalerTaylor November 23, 2021