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People who say that Grangemouth is worse than bo’ness go a visit down the drum or grangepans that’s if your tires aren’t stolen.

I lived in bo’ness 1974-1995 that’s when my parents realised we need to move quick. The amount of times you would walk down an alley into a different housing estate and see someone getting jumped by 15 others is unreal.

When I was 14 my drink was spiked at a party twice in the same month by acid.

Don’t get confused with Linlithgow and bo’ness We don’t speak about Linlithgow that’s where the posh ones live. Bo’ness a town run by neds, junkies, Emos and gangs.
Son: dad I’m going to my friends house in bo’ness

Dad: hahaha oh no your not
Bo’ness by Mr dude January 17, 2019
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Hell on earth. A town in Scotland which Mordor from Lord Of The Rings was based on. The town is populated by the scum of the Earth, e.g. Jakies, Junkies, tinks, bums, tramps, crackheads, Emos and people who make/watch Scat. Bo'ness is the reason why Hitler didn't invade Britain. Real name is Borrowstoneness, but the people who live there are illiterate, therefore unable to spell that.
Retard - "Shit man, it's gonna take 3 hours to get to Grangemouth that way, why don't we just go through Bo'ness?"

Sensible guy - *Blows retard's head off*
Bo'ness by Merryweather April 22, 2006
Bo'ness people can't be that illiterate since we can actually spell borrowstounness.
If you are going to insult people about not being able to spell the Town name then at least spell it properly 😅
Borrowstounness aka Bo'ness

It's all in the spelling 🙃
Good wee town and good people
Bo'ness by Undefinedbyyou November 23, 2021

Bo'ness Bad Boy 

A term of endearment used to describe a young gentleman who originates from Bo'ness and has a reputation for being hard as nails.

Often detectable by his Bo'ness United football shirt, body piercings and beasting tattoos.

This rare breed of man lives 'without fear' and has a penchant for red wine.

;p
Woman 1: "I got chucked, the other week, by that guy from Bo'ness."

Woman 2: "Why?"

Woman 1: "Said I couldn't shift in the bed so, I had to go."

Woman 2: "What can I say? That's what you get for getting involved with one of those Bo'ness Bad Boys."
Bo'ness Bad Boy by foylc November 17, 2009
Bonessi’s are very strange types of teachers that live in AITE. They feed off conjugations of the Yo and Nosotros forms, and force small children to give them direct object pronouns and the Tu for of desayunar or she rips their heads off with knives bought in the heart of Costa Rica during her Viaje. They love spanish raps and forcing kids to sing in front of the class. Also tells kids to commit suicide when they don’t correctly form the right boot verb. Smell like cheese and a hint of coochie.
Bonessi is such a bitch. She made me eat her pussy while saying the Spanish conjugations and translations!
Bonessi by TinasheHowManyTimes November 19, 2019

bonesstiina 

Nick names of two loved ones combined there AKA's
Steven/BONES and christina/STIINA. TWO LOVED ONES COMBINED AKA BONESSTIINA
bonesstiina by Bonesstiina July 14, 2019

Sra. bonessi

Sra.Bonessi👀 is a strange type of teacher that lives in strawberry hill. she eats off of kids misery and makes sure to tell 13 yr old children that they are fat and stupid. she is known to complain about everything as if her students give a shit. she thinks she is the best teacher ever but she isn’t. we know that she is only talking about kids being fat and dumb because if she consumes any type of food she will immediately gain 10 pounds. she also can not register the fact that she is as much of an idiot as her students, if not more. she is a bad teacher and should be fired.
Sra. Bonessi👀 told me that i should not eat because i am fat and will gain more weight!
Sra. bonessi by Fuckyou3000 November 28, 2023
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