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blunderfuck 

(n), (v) blunderfuck

definition: a localized or personalized experience of a series of blunders and missteps made by others but with negative effects only resulting in a hassle for the individual quagmired in said "blunderfuck"

root: a slang derivative of "clusterfuck". a CF is much akin to the Army acronym FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) in that both describe a chaotic situation or scene for all involved. "blunderfuck" is more a personal experience of chaotic awfulness in successive waves of instances; others may not be experiencing your blunderfucked moment.
First the kid got sick on the plane; then the airport lost our luggage which meant we couldn't change our child's soiled clothes. The car rental kiosk employee was less than appreciative of the stench of moist wet-naps and vomit that exuded from our child. Consequently we were given the worst car on the lot for driving in NYC, a beat up Dodge mini-van. AM/FM radio, tape player, no air conditioning, but at least the open windows reduced the stench. Though we weren't dressed for the occasion, we almost made it in time for your wedding. After a long wait at the tunnel, we finally reached downtown and somehow got steered into the processional of flag-waving vehicles in the Puerto Rican Pride Day Parade, leaving us well and truly blunderfucked.
blunderfuck by apocalypse_popsicle September 28, 2012
Words you can keep

Blunderfuck 

Realizing fucking someone is a bad mistake.
Dude I blunderfucked Chun's mom last night and it was not good.
Blunderfuck by ura pig January 8, 2011

Blusterfuck 

A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.
You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.
Blusterfuck by Fed up September 8, 2018

blumberfucked

Getting really drunk to the point where vomiting and blackouts are expected.
Ryan: Yo, let's go get blumberfucked tonight!
blumberfucked by nova46 September 10, 2009

blundercock 

blundercock-one who completely lacks even the most basic of life skills. Usually refers to young males.
Can you believe that blundercock didn't know that you can't put metal in a microwave?

Yes, I can believe it. That boy is a total blundercock!
blundercock by BillyRayValentine March 18, 2019

blusterfuck 

verb: to be fucked by wind and/or other elements.
I was just outside in that ridiculous rain and windstorm. I was totally just blusterfucked
blusterfuck by Charlezfalcon October 30, 2010

blusterfuck 

The act of being completely fucked over from all directions by the forces of nature, including but not limited to snow, wind, hail, meteors, or anything else that generally falls from the sky.
My car just got blown off the road by that blusterfuck of wind.
blusterfuck by Phenton Wandsnout January 26, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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