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Flusterfucked 

When you feel so confused and crazy that you start doing silly things that make no sense.

Can be a good thing OR a bad thing.
I am so flusterfucked, today was just so awesome that my brain exploded!

I am so flusterfucked, today was just so horrible that my brain exploded!
Flusterfucked by CocaineCola December 5, 2010

Flusterfuck

When one is feeling overwhelmed with emotions and feelings that they cannot simply contain themselves. Usually used to describe a feelings of overwhelmed feelings.
Ella was feeling flusterfucked from her day at work and ranted to a coworker nearby.
Flusterfuck by PounderSmasher86 April 19, 2021

Flutterfuck 

Flutterfuck : To place your penis in a chicken while it flutters around. Not to be confused with "snuffing the rooster".
Hey Clem!!! Put that chicken down. We aint got no time for you's to get a flutterfuck.
Flutterfuck by Ungod April 23, 2012

FlubberFucker 

Someone who masturbates with some type of rubber.
I'm a flubberfucker too.
FlubberFucker by OMFGHello969 October 25, 2017

Flusterfuckstrated 

An adjective describing an agitated individual who is withholding a strong desire to have sexual intercourse after a prolonged period of withdraw.
Damn I really wanted to Netflix and Chill with my man tonight but I just got my period. That makes me so Flusterfuckstrated.
Flusterfuckstrated by neverlandhoe August 27, 2016

blunderfuck 

(n), (v) blunderfuck

definition: a localized or personalized experience of a series of blunders and missteps made by others but with negative effects only resulting in a hassle for the individual quagmired in said "blunderfuck"

root: a slang derivative of "clusterfuck". a CF is much akin to the Army acronym FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) in that both describe a chaotic situation or scene for all involved. "blunderfuck" is more a personal experience of chaotic awfulness in successive waves of instances; others may not be experiencing your blunderfucked moment.
First the kid got sick on the plane; then the airport lost our luggage which meant we couldn't change our child's soiled clothes. The car rental kiosk employee was less than appreciative of the stench of moist wet-naps and vomit that exuded from our child. Consequently we were given the worst car on the lot for driving in NYC, a beat up Dodge mini-van. AM/FM radio, tape player, no air conditioning, but at least the open windows reduced the stench. Though we weren't dressed for the occasion, we almost made it in time for your wedding. After a long wait at the tunnel, we finally reached downtown and somehow got steered into the processional of flag-waving vehicles in the Puerto Rican Pride Day Parade, leaving us well and truly blunderfucked.
blunderfuck by apocalypse_popsicle September 28, 2012
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