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When you post on Facebook and two seconds to one hour later someone posts under it and says they could, would, should, but gotta, work, shave, cry, or they would totally get involved.
Dude! I just posted two seconds ago and fuckin' "so and so" already says they gotta work, shave, cry. Now no one else will touch this post with a ten foot keyboard. Fuckin' blumpkin'd my shit!!!
by GUY FORGET August 11, 2014
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