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Blumpkin'd 

When you post on Facebook and two seconds to one hour later someone posts under it and says they could, would, should, but gotta, work, shave, cry, or they would totally get involved.
Dude! I just posted two seconds ago and fuckin' "so and so" already says they gotta work, shave, cry. Now no one else will touch this post with a ten foot keyboard. Fuckin' blumpkin'd my shit!!!
Blumpkin'd by GUY FORGET August 11, 2014
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blumpkin doll 

Thanks Santa!
I really love my Blumpkin Doll!
And the missus is happy too!
blumpkin doll by Noel O’Gism December 24, 2020

Blumpkin Del Fuego

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit, just after eating mexican food
Chad: Damn, Tim stepped up his blumpkin game!

Josh: how so?

Chad: he ate mexican food that day. That shit was fire water, aka Blumpkin Del Fuego!

blumpkin dip tower of doom

Quite possible the greatest mix of sex positions known to mankind. Although much planning must go into this, the final result is as follows:
Two men and one woman in a port-o-potty,
One man sits on toilet and shits while the woman sucks his fat weiner,
The other man stand behind the woman and sticks his fat cock in her poophole,
Both males pop a fat lip (preferably skoal) in their mouth,
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both males hold hands as high as they can to emulate the Eiffel tower,
Since it is impossible to hold a spitter while performing this position, the females back acts as the spitter.

When both males are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the girl laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Todd: "Yo that girl is passed out let's draw on her!
Bill: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's blumpkin dip tower of doom the shit out of her"
Todd: "That's the greatest idea I have heard in years. Let's go"

Blumpkin Decker

To receive a blowjob whilst depositing feces in the upper tank of a toilet.

A combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
As vengeance for not being given a tour of my friend's dairy, I enlisted his sister’s help in performing an blumpkin decker in his bathroom.
Blumpkin Decker by porkchopbiscut October 24, 2004

Upper Decker Reverse Blumpkin Double Dump Out

Taking a dump in the toilet tank while having your dong slobbed by someone sitting reverse on the toilet while they are dumping
Me and my girlfriend totally did a upper decker reverse blumpkin double dump out!

Blumpkin Dealership 

When one conquers a Wal-Mart Superstore by receiving a blumpkin in every stall in the bathroom. This task must be completed in one day and every dump cannot be flushed so they are all on display. Hence the name "dealership".
Jacob: "I gotta use the restroom bro."
Cole: "Your going to have to wait, Micah has a Blumpkin Dealership here."