Bluewaffle

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A word with so many uses, generally negative. Derived from the infamous "blue waffle" picture (google it, feel lucky). Synonymous with "disgusting whored out vagina covered in blue mucus".

That was a complete Bluewaffle of a day, I got dicked in the face by some drunk asshole!

I got so Bluewaffled last night I stabbed some guy with my dick, in the face!

That guy dicked me so hard in the Bluewaffle, and the face!

Bluewaffle by Samuel L. Jack January 11, 2010

Words you can keep

bluewaffle

A blue diseased vagina.

That girl has a bluewaffle cause she never washes it.

bluewaffle by Zack Hudson December 30, 2010

syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids

a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.

Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.

syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010

Blue waffle

Don't fucking look it up.

Blue Waffle.

Just don't.

Blue waffle by ThatGuyOnIine March 28, 2016

Blue Waffle Effect

The irresistable urge to google something after someone assures you that you absolutely do not want to.

"Bro, last night I saw the pain olympics and charfed in my mouth a little. Do not google it."

"Come on, dont give me that blue waffle effect bullshit.. Now I have to look it up.. ... god damnit!"

Blue Waffle Effect by CasbahRocker December 7, 2012

Blue waffle

derogatory term used for a vaginal infection, however the infection has nothing to do with the color blue nor does the vagina actually turn blue. its some made up term to gross people out and put others down.

I bet your mom has blue waffle

Blue waffle by tickledicks March 22, 2016

Blue waffle

Somthing you shouldn't look up.

Guy1:"Hey look up Blue waffle."
Guy2:"sure"
He got victimized

Blue waffle by The fag that u hate December 13, 2017

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026