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Bluewaffle

A word with so many uses, generally negative. Derived from the infamous "blue waffle" picture (google it, feel lucky). Synonymous with "disgusting whored out vagina covered in blue mucus".
That was a complete Bluewaffle of a day, I got dicked in the face by some drunk asshole!

I got so Bluewaffled last night I stabbed some guy with my dick, in the face!

That guy dicked me so hard in the Bluewaffle, and the face!
Bluewaffle by Samuel L. Jack January 11, 2010
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That girl has a bluewaffle cause she never washes it.
bluewaffle by Zack Hudson December 30, 2010

syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids 

a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.
Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.

Blue Waffle Effect

The irresistable urge to google something after someone assures you that you absolutely do not want to.
"Bro, last night I saw the pain olympics and charfed in my mouth a little. Do not google it."

"Come on, dont give me that blue waffle effect bullshit.. Now I have to look it up.. ... god damnit!"
Blue Waffle Effect by CasbahRocker December 7, 2012

Blue waffle 

derogatory term used for a vaginal infection, however the infection has nothing to do with the color blue nor does the vagina actually turn blue. its some made up term to gross people out and put others down.
Blue waffle by tickledicks March 22, 2016

Blue waffle 

Somthing you shouldn't look up.
Guy1:"Hey look up Blue waffle."
Guy2:"sure"
He got victimized
Blue waffle by The fag that u hate December 13, 2017