blue jeans

Like other pants, but better

Why wear blue jeans when you could wear black jeans?

by absolutelybillsmood October 20, 2015

Blue jeans

A song by a beautiful woman that is smoking hot and you wish you were the guy that got to put your fingers in her mouth

Dang that sounds like blue jeans my dude

by Larry is cool May 21, 2019

Blue jeans

Blue jeans - the common act of shitting oneself

Dave was in the bar in Spain and blue jeans himself all over the Jack's. What a Pig.

by Burto2 November 10, 2018

Blue Jeans Gay

An extremely basic cisgender gay man who suffers from both a lack of a personality as well as any originality and taste. Usually comes complete with a comically large ego for someone so basic.

Blue Jeans Gay’s have minimal knowledge of art, high fashion, cinema, alternative music and theatre and dance (outside of major musicals).

They typically be found covered head to toe in branded rainbow crap complaining about how no men want,to spend longer than a single night with them.

Justin likes cold brew coffee, Adele and CrossFit. He’s such a blue jeans gay

by aphextwink69 April 18, 2022

Light Blue Jeans

Denim jeans which hae a very pale, plain and light blue colouration and tend to be worn by homosexual men.

"I think that guy is turning gay. He's started sleeping with men and he's wearing light blue jeans,"
"yer, that's always a giveaway,"

by PrimeMinister August 5, 2007

blue cult jeans

lizzie p

lizzie p wears a lot of blue cult jeans.

by s December 3, 2003

Blue Jean Baptist

A youthful evangelical, usually with a goatee, who espouses the "come as you are" mentality in churches. These guys are near fascists when it comes to their belief that a necktie will block God's power. In other words, if you wear a suit to church you will burn in Hell. These guys can be seen wearing tight jeans and untucked shirts to church and like to carry a guitar in their Chevy truck as to not appear unhip with the luscious little honeys that he wants to fondle when his wife is at the Baptist Ladies’ Bible Study/Lunches.

Mike beat an old man with a baseball bat today for shaving before coming to chuch. He is a militant Blue Jean Baptist.

by Gary Vitalis August 27, 2008