Blue header 

A person whose oral servicing skills always leave you unsatisfied.

That bitch thinks she's bad, but she ain't no supahead, she is just a blue header.

Or

I was so excited for my best friends bf to go down on me last night, but it turns out he's a blue header so I had to send his ass home.

Blue header by Dawnavyum January 17, 2016

blue heater 

Viagra. A blue tab that causes a raging a raging boner

Hey man, do you have any of those blue heaters? I'm gonna bang this 'ol girl and want to have an erecting that lasts 4 hours with a sudden loss of vision and hearing.

blue heater by Hhhhhhssltf709 February 19, 2017

blue-headed Snickerwhich

A type of person who bans all candy, and believes the world would be a better place without sugar. This person enforces their beliefs about the evil in sugar to family, and neighbors causing a riot.

I want candy down with that blue-headed Snickerwhich!

blue-headed Snickerwhich by urbanwordhunter April 16, 2010

Blue headed molestation monkey 

to refer to someone as a morally bankrupt, corrupt and sexually exploitative individual under a facade of being morally sound and generous to those who are weaker and in need; used to describe someone who is a member of the UN peacekeepers

I can't Steven became a UN peacekeeper and raped a 13 year old girl in that third world country, fuckin 'blue headed molestation monkey'.

Blue headed molestation monkey by Fax Dispenser November 30, 2021

saucer headed blue-gill 

A type of fish that instinctively seeks out pussy.

My saucer headed blue-gill could sure use some pussy right now.

saucer headed blue-gill by tim faust May 13, 2005

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006