Blue crab is a type of sea crab you catch with a crab trap or while scuba diving. You catch a lot if you're lucky. Then you take them home, stab the crabs with a knife so they die quickly and relatively painlessly especially compared to the prolonged pain of boiling them alive. They go good with some onion and avocado salad and some rice. Mmm. Delicious! You use the claw to dig out the crab meat from the side. When it's cooked, it looks red.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 3, 2023
When a female squeezes and twists a man's balls till they turn dark blue. Then the male prepares for intercourse by clamping his hands like a crab.
by calry April 22, 2007
Blue grabs is where you have a fungal infection which grows on your toenail which grows in your mouth( teeth and tongue) instead.
blue crabs is where after you suck on someones toes because you have a foot fetish and they have a fungal infection on there toenail the fungal starts to grow in your teeth on your tongue
by YELLOWDOG1996 April 7, 2010
A.k.a. The MBC. A type of sexual revenge for a woman. A man and a woman are having sex and the woman is on top. Right when the man says he's getting close to finishing, the woman jumps off, throws Old Bay on his genitals, and immediately leaves. Now what the man didn't know is that the woman has crabs. So now he has blue balls and crabs, all covered in Old Bay, Maryland Style.
Man1: Yo, did you hear how she did him dirty?
Man2: Nah, what happened?
Man1: She got him with The MBC!
Man2: No way! Not The Maryland Blue Crab!
Man2: Nah, what happened?
Man1: She got him with The MBC!
Man2: No way! Not The Maryland Blue Crab!
by Buck Lawson January 25, 2017
An act where a woman places her legs behind her head, and you then place her in a full-nelson and fuck her in the ass.
by Vicdamonius September 9, 2011
by that was my name! February 4, 2010
by thesurferdude223 November 9, 2017