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blue baller 

A person who leads you to believing you will get laid but doesn't finish the job. Most commonly females.
We were making out heavily but when she wouldn't let me take off my pants I realized she was just another blue baller.
blue baller by audful October 19, 2008
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Blue Baller 

A girl who gets a man to the point of orgasm and then stops the job without finishing.
Friend : Yo, my girl have me blue balls again :(. Me : Dude, she’s just another blue baller
Blue Baller by xoblueox February 17, 2018

Blue baller 

Asad Q - someone who blue balls
Blue baller by Asadsvictim March 5, 2022

toronto blue baller 

when a girl masterbates with a cold object before the man enters her with his penis
her puss was so cold from the popsicle that she gave him a toronto blue baller when he slide his dick in.
toronto blue baller by eccs March 4, 2008

Costa Rican Blue Baller 

A lady-friend you doesn't give you the vacation you paid for.

Also, a drink. Mojito w/ 5-hour Energy.
That wanky bitch wasn't playing shit. She's a real Costa Rican Blue Baller.

Ooh, I'll have a Costa Rican Blue Baller with extra mint.

mentally blue balled 

When you are told by someone that something amazing just happened, but they won't tell you. You know how when guys are just about to get it in, they get all excited?
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.

Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.
Jane: OMGAH,Jenny! You'll NEVER guess who's transferring into our school next week. You are gonna FREAK the fuck out! OMG i could barely believe it myself.
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...

(Jenny is mentally blue balled)

Blue Balled 

This accours when the male is about to reach climax, but is suddenly cut off giving him the blue balls. This is often compared to real life events.
Tyler: "Bro did you hear that the game was delayed"
Brad: "yeah dude I got Blue Balled"
Blue Balled by anonymous September 15, 2020
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