blueballer

he who has the blueballs

B.B. is scared to jackoff so he is a blueballer

by chris and willy June 22, 2006

intellectual blueballs

A state of confusion or anxiety resulting from the ineffective or incomplete explanation of a particular topic. Not entirely dissimilar from an unsatisfying sexual experience resulting in the swelling of the testicles.

I was left with intellectual blueballs as a result of his nebulous rant on verbal fractals.

by MarkPG October 9, 2006

emotional blueballs

When you are sad and hold back tears and give yourself a headache...

Person 1: I have stopped myself from crying so much today I have a headache.
Person 2: Doing that is like when a guy is ready to orgasm but doesn't. You are having emotional blueballs.

by @KO June 25, 2016

dubstep blueballs

In a song (genre dubstep) there is no drop and there for you anticipate a drop yet none will come

Dude that song gave me dubstep blueballs

by yolobizzil May 23, 2014

blue baller

A person who leads you to believing you will get laid but doesn't finish the job. Most commonly females.

We were making out heavily but when she wouldn't let me take off my pants I realized she was just another blue baller.

by audful October 19, 2008

Blue Baller

A girl who gets a man to the point of orgasm and then stops the job without finishing.

Friend : Yo, my girl have me blue balls again :(. Me : Dude, she’s just another blue baller

by xoblueox February 17, 2018

theatrical blueballs

To painstakingly watch a movie just to find out there is no ending, leaving you dissatisfied like an unsavory sexual experience!

cloverfields or even I am legends "Endings" will leave you with theatrical blueballs.

by iwuzbornTwiztid January 19, 2008