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Blue Springs South High School 

A High school specifically designed for the poor side of blue springs. Occasionally you will catch a cool lees summit kid that just on the boarder and ended up going to south. The Hallways are very crowded and often times when you going into the bathroom you either see a kid threating to shoot up the school or just vaping. The school is now most popular for their sports teams that always go negative. The teachers are either good or bad and for example of a bad teacher would be that one teacher from panama that said adolf hitler was good guy
Mom: I just got another email from your principal!
Kid: What did it say?
Mom: Apparently a kid brought an airsoft pistol to school today with real ammunition!
Kid: Just another day at Blue Springs South High School

Blue Springs South High School 

A school that is mainly known for its football team that is pretty decent. Most of the kids who go to school there are unfortunately considered stuck-up from other students in the area. But the Jaguars don't care!

This is also THE high school in Blue Springs, Missouri. Blue Springs High School just wishes it could be us.
If I could go to any high school in Missouri, it would definitely be Blue Springs South High School.

Blue Springs South High School 

Blue springs South High School resides in...well Blue Springs Missouri. It’s not a special place, but it’s a place with all types of families with a diverse set of income, not many people stand out. The students who attend Blue Springs are typically complete arrogant retards who let their ego take over any situation. If you ever have a chance to meet one of the students who attend here, you have my sympathy. This school is filled to the brim with kids pissing their pants over dab pens and juul pods (Njoy’s seem to be the replacement to juuls as of recently). The people here will do a back bend in the class and contort their bodies just to proudly show you how many inches of the few that are offered of their own dicks they can fit into their mouths. Don’t worry about offending anyone here, they’ll probably put it on their Snapchat story with a black photo behind the words “this guys an ass hole” yet claiming it’s indirect. The epitome of basic white retards who put the “don’t talk to me, or you’re getting blocked” on their story. If you’re lucky enough to meet one of the people who have some shred of any human decency here they'll probably cheat on you, steal something from you, or talk shit on you as they have no care outside of themselves. But hey, at least the football teams pretty cool.
Person 1: hey what’s up man, did you wanna hit my dab pen in the parking lot of Blue Springs South High School today?

Person 2: nah man, I’d rather suck your dick or my own :)

Person 3: I’m retarded
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026