Blue Screened

v. looking at porn and causing the computer to crash. 90% of all blue screen occurences are a result of fapping research.

I was fapping with about 37 windows open and blue screened. You know computers, help a brotha out?
Only if you don't touch me and I'll be using my own keyboard.

Blue Screened by jonjacobjinglehimersmit456 April 28, 2011

Blue-screened 

To be confused; to cause confusion.

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.

Blue-screened by Auntie Ashley January 4, 2009

bluescreened 

When one hears information so shocking or world-view-shattering that one's mind goes temporarily blank.

When I learned that Armmie Hammer is a cannibal, I bluescreened for 10 seconds before I could form another thought.

bluescreened by internet stole my life February 23, 2021

bluescreened 

anything that seems like its irreparably damaged, like a computer when it gets the blue screen of death.

Our relationship had totally bluescreened, so i broke up with him.

bluescreened by mrpf May 6, 2008